And what did I learn about str8guy from his old friend last night? Absolutely nothing, really. I realised the problem immediately: I don't know anything much about Rod, Terry, McCabe, Richard Grant or the computer geek either, so even if I were to find out - which I did - that he went to school here in town, so what? I don't know whether any of them did, so I still can't eliminate anyone.

I know he must be forties-ish, but at a stretch that could cover all of them. Maybe not the computer geek - he looks older but I suspect he's still thirties. I found out he was clever at school, good at sports, got into trouble a lot but was pretty popular. Again, that could cover any of them, with the possible exception of McCabe: I can't imagine blubberbundle was ever much good at sport. His name was originally Trevor, but I didn't get to find out the surname.

And that's about as much as I got. I'm not exactly Lieutenant Colombo, am I? And Colombo never even took off his mac in the course of his investigations, whereas I... Well, I just hope Adam is a happy man this morning.

And that's all I want to say about last night. Onwards. A new day beckons. Christ knows what I'll have to do today. Seventeen days left of this challenge, seventeen days to find out whether it's Rod, Terry, McCabe, Richard or geek who is doing all this to me. I have to stay confident. I have to. Have confidence, Molly girl, keep plugging away.

Just spoke to Tess on the phone. Her evening was awful. Husband was an arse, getting all pompous and officious as they talked their big business. Tess and Linda got quietly smashed and the men didn't like that. "Here we are, working out a package which will make us millionaires and you two are giggling like schoolgirls," he shouted at her apparently. To which she retorted, "Darling, I'll be a real schoolgirl again before you become a real millionaire." It didn't go down well. Classic line, though. I wish I could think on my feet like that.

I'm going to London tomorrow. Decided I need a treat, something to take my mind off all this shit. So I'm going to the Tamara de Lempicka exhibition at the RA. Let's see how bad their merchandising is this time - it's usually...

Oops, there's my alarm call, a text from himself.

Cam on please

Better present myself.

[str8guy] good morning Molly

[molly] good morning

[str8guy] And how are we this morning?

[molly] im just dandy m8. dont kno bout u tho

[str8guy] Texting Molly

[str8guy] How was your evening last night?

[molly] fine

[str8guy] Mission accomplished?

[molly] yes

[str8guy] What happened?

[molly] i fucked your friend

[str8guy] I know that much already. I phoned Adam earlier and he admitted his evening hadn't been a total washout.

[molly] ah, so you know all the gory details then

[str8guy] Far from it. He didn't go into details. Men don't, by and large.

[molly] oh no, you just go for the bigger picture don't u?

[molly] leave the details for us fluffy girlies

[str8guy] Your sarcasm is positively oozing, Molly

[str8guy] Much like his sperm last night, I expect.

[molly] very crudely put

[str8guy] Where did it go, Molly? His sperm?

[str8guy] Mouth? Cunt? Stomach? Arse?

[str8guy] What did you do?

[str8guy] How did you service my friend?

[str8guy] I was a bit disappointed you didn't show on cam. That would have been nice.

Ha ha, str8guy. If only you knew I did record it last night. I have a bumper, 78Mb file containing every last moment of glory. Which you'll never see, you sleazeball bastard from the outer reaches of hell. Don't you just love the way he's speaking dirty to me, trying to cheapen me, make me feel worthless? Bastard. It works.

[molly] no, no cam, just sex

[str8guy] And how was the sex

[molly] fabulous, obviously. my sex always is

[str8guy] Well you get enough practice

[molly] On the first of june i'm becoming a nun

[str8guy] What a lovely image. I may dress you up as a nun.

[str8guy] What a wonderful striptease that would be

[str8guy] But anyway, the sex. Describe please

[str8guy] How did you pleasure my old friend?

[molly] every which way

[str8guy] Be specific

[molly] blow job, straight fuck, sitting on his face, doggy style, up the arse, in my mouth again, even licked his arse for him, rimmed him deep and proper

[str8guy] I think you're fibbing, Molly

[molly] but you'll never know will u?

[molly] unless you men can bring yourself to talk about details....

[str8guy] You're very cruel, Molly.

[molly] ffs

[molly] UYOU call ME cruel?

[str8guy] Show me some flesh, Molly

[molly] Any particular flesh?

[str8guy] cunt will do

[molly] ah, the flesh formerly known as polly

[molly] your a right grumpyknickers today

[molly] what's wrong? you're plaything not playing nicely for you

[str8guy] You really shouldn't provoke me, Molly

[molly] why the fuck not? what else can you do to me?

[molly] cunt on view. nice?

[str8guy] Very nice. Spread it. Spread those lips

[str8guy] And finger inside

[str8guy] Tjhat's it

[str8guy] So what time did Adam leave last night

[molly] god know. about four o'clock possibly

[str8guy] A long session then.

[str8guy] Must have fitted a lot in

[molly] oh, i fitted it all in m8

[str8guy] And where did it fit?

[molly] i told you, everywhere.

[molly] except my ear. tried it but it didn't work

[str8guy] Don't be obtuse Molly

[molly] can u be something if u don't know what it is

[str8guy] Oh I think so. Just as you're a hetaera Molly, though you won't know it.

[molly] am i really

[str8guy] So you won't tell me any more about your liason with Adam?

[str8guy] ive told u m8. i fucked him good and proper. just like a good heraera should probably...

[str8guy] Hetaera

[molly] pardon my stupidity

[str8guy] I think I'd like to see your arse now, Molly

[str8guy] Turn round

[str8guy] That's it

[str8guy] No, move the camera. So you can see the screen at the same time.

[str8guy] ...

[str8guy] yes, that's it

[str8guy] Into position

[str8guy] And spread

[str8guy] Spread it for me

[str8guy] Wider

[str8guy] Wider

[str8guy] Let me see that hole

[str8guy] Close up

[str8guy] Closer

[str8guy] Closer

[str8guy] As close as you can get

[str8guy] I want to see that arsehole

[str8guy] Every millimetre, illuminated on screen

[str8guy] Now push out for me

[str8guy] Let me see

[str8guy] And contract

[str8guy] And again

[str8guy] Let me see it move

[str8guy] Lovely

[str8guy] You have such a beautiful little arse, Molly.

[str8guy] Quite hairless, thanks to your wax

[str8guy] And delicious. Pinky-brown. It's like it's winking at me

[str8guy] Press your finger against it Molly

[str8guy] Harder

[str8guy] Harder

[str8guy] Nice

[str8guy] Now, lick your finger

[str8guy] Wet it

[str8guy] And push it in

[str8guy] Nice and slow

[str8guy] Let me see

[str8guy] Let me watch it slide in

[str8guy] Just the tip first

[str8guy] athat's it. lovely

[str8guy] Oh, does that feel good, Molly?

[str8guy] I bet it does

[str8guy] Keep pushing

[str8guy] More

[str8guy] More

[str8guy] To the knuckle

[str8guy] There

[str8guy] Perfect.

[str8guy] Now just stay like that please.

[str8guy] I have to go to the toilet and do some things.

[str8guy] I'll be back presently

Bastard. Bastard. Bastard. Ten minutes I sat with my finger in my arse. How does he keep finding better ways of humiliating me?

[str8guy] Hello Molly, I'm back. Just been watering the tomato plants. They looked in need of attention, poor mites.

[str8guy] Still there then?

[str8guy] How does that feel?

[str8guy] Move your finger about a bit for me

[str8guy] I'm getting all stiff watching you like that

[str8guy] Fuck your arse Molly

[str8guy] Fuck it with your finger

[str8guy] Just like Adam did last night

[str8guy] Maybe

[str8guy] Or maybe not

[str8guy] Perhaps if you'd been more forthcoming this wouldn't be happening to you now

[str8guy] Perhaps

[str8guy] Something to think about, anyway

[str8guy] Deeper

[str8guy] Push your finger all the way in

[str8guy] Deeper

[str8guy] And out again

[str8guy] And in again

[str8guy] Oh Molly, that's a lovely sight

[str8guy] Keep doing it

[str8guy] Keep fucking that precious little arse for me

[str8guy] Keep pushing that finger up there

[str8guy] Does it feel good?

[str8guy] Does it feel good having me watch you like this

[str8guy] In close up

[str8guy] Ultra close up

[str8guy] I can see your finger disappearing and reappearing.

[str8guy] I can even see your muscles contracting

[str8guy] Guess that means you're enjoying it

[str8guy] I'm sure you are.

[str8guy] You like performing, don't you

[str8guy] Oh Molly, what you're doing to me

[str8guy] I'm so hard

[str8guy] Rock solid

[str8guy] And ready to come

[str8guy] Just for you Molly

[str8guy] Open your mouth and imagine it coming

[str8guy] Spurting into your mouth

[str8guy] Coating your tongue

[str8guy] Sliding down your throat

[str8guy] Into your belly

[str8guy] and fuck your arse Molly

[str8guy] Harder

[str8guy] Faster

[str8guy] Fast now

[str8guy] Fast

[str8guy] going to come soon

[str8guy] fast molly

[str8guy] fast

[str8guy] spread your legs

[str8guy] wide

[str8guy] let me see

[str8guy] everything

[str8guy] aaaa

[str8guy] asssss

[str8guy] ahhhh molly

[str8guy] God, that was wonderful

[str8guy] You can take your finger out now

[str8guy] Gently

[str8guy] Lovely

[str8guy] You've made me very happy Molly

[str8guy] Very happy indeed

[str8guy] well done little molly

[str8guy] Well done, little Molly

[molly] tx

[str8guy] I tell you what, I'm looking forward to my Sunday morning session now. They're may favourites.

[str8guy] You deal with my woody so beautifully on Sundays.

[str8guy] And this has put me in the mood for it.

[molly] sorry to disappoint

[molly] won't be here tomoz

[molly] going to london

[str8guy] Really? How disappointing

[str8guy] Why?

[molly] exhibition

[str8guy] Again?

[molly] not the same one

[str8guy] Same place?

[molly] yes, RA

[str8guy] Same thing then. I want pictures.

[str8guy] Do something naughty, Molly.

[str8guy] No, in fact, do something FILTHY Molly

[str8guy] I want to see

[str8guy] I'll leave it up to you what to do

[str8guy] But I want it to be good

[str8guy] Understand?

[molly] of course

He can fucking whistle for it. Just like I'm doing now, out of my arse...