Fortified by three-quarters of a bottle of red wine - way over my limit - I've just been online and had an argument with str8guy. I hope it was civil, and that he won't now take the hump as usual and start taking his petty revenge in whatever puerile fashion he can dream up this time. Projecting my naked image onto the Chase McCabe building probably...

[str8guy] It was a fun session this afternoon, Molly

[molly] yeah

[str8guy] You seemed to enjoy it too

[str8guy] Especially at the beginning

[str8guy] You went a bit quiet later on.

[str8guy] that was a shame. I was really enjoying your contributions.

[molly] concentrating on what i was doing, probably. i hadn't really noticed.

[str8guy] It seemed to be when I started mentioning Sheffield.

[str8guy] You seemed to go quiet then.

[str8guy] Curious, you seem to go all defensive whenever I mention him. Happened this morning too, I noticed.

[molly] not defensive. i'm simply trying to tell you that you are inventing my thoughts here. it isn't true.

[str8guy] What isn't true?

[molly] that i fancy sheffield.

[molly] it's your own jealousy m8

[molly] which is rich, since you engineered the meeting

[str8guy] How. How on earth could I have done that?

[str8guy] Did I tell you to drive all the way to Sheffield?

[str8guy] What's wrong with our own sex shop?

[str8guy] Or even Doncaster would have been nearer

[molly] not him specifically. but someone like him/

[str8guy] How could I have possibly known you'd go to Sheffield?

[molly] u deliberately wrote all the details on the email and gave me a long list which you knew would be easier to hand over than read out

[molly] u know perfectly well u did that.

[str8guy] that strikes me as paranoid, Molly

[molly] and when your little scheme worked, and Sheffield took the bate, youve got all jealous about it.

[molly] just like you did with Thomas.

[molly] cos he fucked me and you can't.

[str8guy] Are you telling me Sheffield is going to fuck you

[str8guy] Or has he done it already?

[molly] no non no!!

[molly] of course no. stop twisting everything i bloody say

[molly] just saying you get jealous

[str8guy] Hmm, I think that was a little freudian slip, Molly

[str8guy] I think if you had the chance you probably would fuck Sheffield. I think you're all wet at the thought of it.

[molly] think whatever... i cant help you...

[str8guy] In fact show me. Prove you're not all wet. Show me polly now

[str8guy] Now...

[str8guy] NOW!!!

[str8guy] thank you

[molly] see - how turned on do you think that looks, huh?

[str8guy] Not as much as it couldbe. Stroke it, Molly, there's a good girl.

[molly] you're twisting tyhe conversation now - now that i've proved my point

[str8guy] So you weren't Pming him last night?

[molly] is that what this is about?

[molly] you think i was pming him and talking about u behind your back. is that it huh?

[molly] well we werent

[str8guy] Use the vibrator please

[str8guy] the small pne

[str8guy] You're telling me you never PMd each other?

[molly] no

[str8guy] No you're not telling me or no you didn't?

[molly] we didn't

[str8guy] I know you did. He let it slip once, when he said oops.

[str8guy] Slide it in deeper. Is it swtiched on? [molly] a couple of times. no more

[str8guy] What about?

[molly] yes it's on

[str8guy] Tweak your nipples for me

[str8guy] make them stiff

[molly] he was just curious. about us. our relationship

[molly] it is kinda freaky after all

[molly] he wanted to know i was okay

[str8guy] Aha, so he IS your knight in shining armour, come to save you from big bad str8guy

[molly], no, i told him i was fine.

[str8guy] Let me see the juice on your vibrator

[str8guy] and how did you explain our relationship

[str8guy] Thank you, nice, little sliver of fluid hanging from the vibrator, very sexy

[str8guy] nice to see you're turned on

[molly] i didnt really. said it was complicated - we had history - but it was okay i was cool with it

[str8guy] I think I want the nipple clamps on again

[molly] no you don't really...

[str8guy] I can't decide whether I believe you Molly

[str8guy] Yes I do really. Fetch them, Molly

[molly] io cant help what you believe. can only tell you the truth m8

[molly] hang on

[str8guy] ...

[str8guy] Now, put them on GENTLY.

[str8guy] You must have hurt like hell the way you snapped them on last night

[str8guy] Must have damn near shorn through the nipple

[molly] didn't know there was a technique :-(

[str8guy] There's a technique to everything, Molly. You're learning a few of them

[molly] hmm, like countering jealous blackmailers

[str8guy] Not funny Molly

[str8guy] Put the other clamp on

[str8guy] You'll keep them on for 20 minutes now, for that

[str8guy] 15 minutes is usually maximum for these things.

[str8guy] so you don't fancy sheffield.

[molly] no

[str8guy] And you won't get in touch with him again?

[molly] no

[str8guy] Haven't been in touch with him again already?

[molly] no

[str8guy] bit of a delay there, Molly. Did you have to think about that answer.

[str8guy] Are you lying?

[str8guy] Pull them

[str8guy] Harder

[str8guy] Liars deserve punishment

[molly] i'm not lyign

[str8guy] Curious spelling mistake. Is it like crossing your fingers when you lie? Spell it wrong and it doesn't count?

[molly] oh ffs!! there are spelling mistakes all over m8. i'm half cut!

[str8guy] Are you indeed?

[str8guy] I wonder what you'd do for Sheffield tonight then, if you're drunk?

[str8guy] Bearing in mind what you did for him last night, when you were sober.

[str8guy] At least I think you were

[str8guy] Shall we ask him?

[str8guy] You know how to get in touch with him, I expect.

[molly] no no no

[str8guy] Do you have his phone number? Give him a call

[molly] i'm not interested in him

[str8guy] Keep pulling the chain, Molly

[str8guy] I want to see those nipples pulled forward

[str8guy] Harder

[str8guy] Harder dammit!!

[str8guy] SO, have you got his phone, or email?

[molly] no no no i dont! hive it a rest will u

[molly] owww, this is too sore

[str8guy] or is he already watching. from a different room?

[molly] jeez, u r so paranoid. honestly no.

[molly] just u and me m8

[molly] and im in pain here

[str8guy] Pull it again

[str8guy] Hard

[str8guy] One last time

[str8guy] Now tell me, are you wet?

[str8guy] Of course you are, you love it

[molly] yes

[str8guy] I knew it.

[str8guy] Time for bed little molly. Bring yourself off nicely for me and then its beddibies time.

Was I wet? For fuck's sake. I'd been yanking my tits with crocodile clips on a chain for the past fifteen minutes while trying to make a paranoid lunatic see sense. Did he really imagine that would make me wet?

Actually, yes I think he did.

Who's sadder? Him or me?

Who's madder?

I faked my way to orgasm after another ten minutes and was allowed to go to my bed. Perfect end to a perfect day, really 3;

Frankly, I was sorely tempted to get in touch with Simon. At least he thanks me for my efforts 3;

This is Molly Hadley, aching nipples, still recovering from a scalded cunt and arse earlier in the day, going unhappily to bed. Night night.