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Celestial Reviews 292 - July 15, 1998 Note: A man walked into the drug store and shyly asked the pretty girl behind the counter if he could buy some condoms. Seeing his discomfort, the girl decided to have some fun. She asked what size he needed. He said he didn't really know. So the girl said they come in three sizes, and that there were three holes in the fence outside that they used for sizing tests. He should go outside and put his tool to the test. When he went outside, the girl sneaked around the fence. When he put his tool through the first hole, she caught him and gave him a handjob. When he put his tool in the second hole, she gave him a blowjob. When he put his tool in the third hole, she had her pants down and she took him inside herself. When he was finished, the girl ran around the front. He walked up and she asked, "So, what size do you need?" He answered, "I've decided not to buy any condoms; but I do want 8 feet of that fence!" Second note: I want to reiterate my thanks to Bitbard for all his help in assembling the Links and to all the reviewers for their help in reviewing the stories. I would also offer a word of thanks to the authors, but I believe my reviews already show them how much I appreciate their work. I hope you take the time to express your individual gratitude to author's whose stories bring joy and pleasure into your life. It's really kind of nice to see what a bunch of sex perverts can accomplish when they decide to work together! Final note: Remember: even though someone else may be posting my reviews for me, my e-mail address is still Celeste801@aol.com. - Celeste

"Every Lollipop Loves A Licking" by Erin Halfelven (cheating game) 10, 10, 10 http://www.qz.to/erotica/assm/Year98/11809.txt --- http://www.dejanews.com/getdoc.xp?AN=358677598 Read Review Author Profile "Mystical Workout" by Bioya61 (gymnasium sex) 6, 8, 8 http://www.qz.to/erotica/assm/Year98/12328.txt --- http://www.dejanews.com/getdoc.xp?AN=364287662 Read Review Author Profile "Three Stories" by by Jenny (quirky romances) 9, 8, 8 http://www.qz.to/erotica/assm/Year98/12170.txt --- http://www.dejanews.com/getdoc.xp?AN=362612719 Read Review Author Profile "Janey in Bloom" by Bitbard (hot romantic tryst) 10, 10, 10 http://www.qz.to/erotica/assm/Year98/12703.txt --- http://www.dejanews.com/getdoc.xp?AN=368726214 Read Review Author Profile "Moonset" by Erin Halfelven (poem) http://www.qz.to/erotica/assm/Year98/12533.txt --- http://www.dejanews.com/getdoc.xp?AN=366844294 Read Review Author Profile "Questions in the Night" by"bad badbad (confusing questions) 8, 4, 4 http://www.qz.to/erotica/assm/year98/12890.txt --- http://www.dejanews.com/getdoc.xp?AN=370017320 Read Review Author Profile "Chosen" by Crimson Dragon (mysterious sex) 10, 10, 10 http://www.qz.to/erotica/assm/Year98/12619.txt --- http://www.dejanews.com/getdoc.xp?AN=367470276 "Chosen" by Crimson Dragon (mysterious sex). Twassel: {no rating} http://www.qz.to/erotica/assm/Year98/12619.txt --- http://www.dejanews.com/getdoc.xp?AN=367470276 Read Review Author Profile "Thumper" by Dave Read (sex with teenage girl). Dave Myers: 4 http://www.qz.to/erotica/assm/Year98/12454.txt --- http://www.dejanews.com/getdoc.xp?AN=365516779 Read Review Author Profile "Melisande" by Richard Todd (opera-based sex). Fiddler: 7, 9, 7 http://www.qz.to/erotica/assm/Year98/10854.txt --- http://www.dejanews.com/getdoc.xp?AN=350420371 Read Review Author Profile "Paula" by Rob4Play (pleasant fantasy). Mink: 8, 5, 6 http://www.qz.to/erotica/assm/Year98/10457.txt http://www.qz.to/erotica/assm/Year98/10458.txt --- http://www.dejanews.com/getdoc.xp?AN=346329641 http://www.dejanews.com/getdoc.xp?AN=346329647 Read Review Author Profile "Lover's Desire" by J. R. Parz (magical TG). R'khaan: 8, 8, 8 http://www.qz.to/erotica/assm/Year98/12714.txt --- http://www.dejanews.com/getdoc.xp?AN=368726244 Read Review Author Profile "The Punishment Fits the Crime" by E. Z. Riter (bdsm). R'khaan: 8, 8, 8 http://www.qz.to/erotica/assm/Year98/12514.txt --- http://www.dejanews.com/getdoc.xp?AN=366361800 Read Review Author Profile "Incubus" {Revised version} by Darkside (TG psychological thriller). DG: 9, 10, 10 http://www.qz.to/erotica/assm/Year98/12757.txt 01 http://www.qz.to/erotica/assm/Year98/12758.txt 02 http://www.qz.to/erotica/assm/Year98/12759.txt 03 http://www.qz.to/erotica/assm/Year98/12760.txt 04 http://www.qz.to/erotica/assm/Year98/12761.txt 05 http://www.qz.to/erotica/assm/Year98/12762.txt 06 http://www.qz.to/erotica/assm/Year98/12763.txt 07 http://www.qz.to/erotica/assm/Year98/12764.txt 08 http://www.qz.to/erotica/assm/Year98/12765.txt 09 --- http://www.dejanews.com/getdoc.xp?AN=368731830 01 http://www.dejanews.com/getdoc.xp?AN=368731836 02 http://www.dejanews.com/getdoc.xp?AN=368731842 03 http://www.dejanews.com/getdoc.xp?AN=368731848 04 http://www.dejanews.com/getdoc.xp?AN=368731854 05 http://www.dejanews.com/getdoc.xp?AN=368731860 06 http://www.dejanews.com/getdoc.xp?AN=368731866 07 http://www.dejanews.com/getdoc.xp?AN=368731872 08 http://www.dejanews.com/getdoc.xp?AN=368731877 09 Read Review Author Profile "Scratches" by Lord Malinov (passionate romance). BillyG: 10, 9, 10 http://www.qz.to/erotica/assm/Year98/12449.txt --- http://www.dejanews.com/getdoc.xp?AN=365516755 Read Review Author Profile "The Adventures of Marvin Finster" by Unknown Author (adolescent fantasy). Crimson Dragon: 10, 7, 8 http://www.dejanews.com/getdoc.xp?AN=206096050 Read Review Author Profile "Repentence" by Elf Sternberg (mythological sex). BillyG: 10, 10, 10 http://www.qz.to/erotica/assm/Year98/12877.txt -- http://www.dejanews.com/getdoc.xp?AN=369683971 Read Review Author Profile "Chosen" by Crimson Dragon (mysterious sex) 10, 10, 10 http://www.qz.to/erotica/assm/Year98/12619.txt --- http://www.dejanews.com/getdoc.xp?AN=367470276 "Chosen" by Crimson Dragon (mysterious sex). Twassel: {no rating} http://www.qz.to/erotica/assm/Year98/12619.txt --- http://www.dejanews.com/getdoc.xp?AN=367470276 Read Review Author Profile "On Her Leg" by LeAnna (revised review). Tooshoes: 10, 9, 9 http://www.qz.to/erotica/assm/Year98/11540.txt --- http://www.dejanews.com/getdoc.xp?AN=355961858 Read Review Author Profile "Keeping Warm in the Arctic Circle" by Gordie D (tundra love). jubjub: 9.7, 9.8, 9.8 http://www.qz.to/erotica/assm/Year98/12739.txt --- http://www.dejanews.com/getdoc.xp?AN=368726373 Read Review Author Profile "Thank You" by Emil (sexual gratitude). jubjub: 8, 6.5, 6 http://www.qz.to/erotica/assm/Year98/12787.txt --- http://www.dejanews.com/getdoc.xp?AN=369322287 Read Review Author Profile "Pool Girl" by Billy Bob (older-younger affair). Gandmar: 9, 10, 10 - BillyG: 10, 6, 6 http://www.dejanews.com/getdoc.xp?AN=369620230 http://www.dejanews.com/getdoc.xp?AN=369620235 Read Review Author Profile "Pool Girl" by Billy Bob (older-younger affair). Gandmar: 9, 10, 10 - BillyG: 10, 6, 6 http://www.dejanews.com/getdoc.xp?AN=369620230 http://www.dejanews.com/getdoc.xp?AN=369620235 Read Review Author Profile "Hooked on a Feeling" by Terry Jones (romance). Dart: 6, 6, 6 http://www.qz.to/erotica/assm/Year98/12575.txt --- http://www.dejanews.com/getdoc.xp?AN=367142563 Read Review Author Profile * "Aunt Peg's Visit" by BillyG (teen romance with older aunt) 10, 10, 10 http://www.dejanews.com/getdoc.xp?AN=371059300 Read Review Author Profile * "Dating Ritual" by Michael K. Smith (rough adolescent sex) 10, 10, 10 http://www.dejanews.com/getdoc.xp?AN=237591430 Read Review Author Profile * "Diana" by Mary Anne Mohanraj (mysterious outdoor sex) 10, 10, 10 http://www.dejanews.com/getdoc.xp?AN=169874105 Read Review Author Profile * "Trust Me!" by Vickie Tern (transgender femdom) 10, 10, 10 http://www.dejanews.com/getdoc.xp?AN=174152739 01 http://www.dejanews.com/getdoc.xp?AN=168657141 02 http://www.dejanews.com/getdoc.xp?AN=174150887 03 http://www.dejanews.com/getdoc.xp?AN=174159863 04 http://www.dejanews.com/getdoc.xp?AN=174157664 05 Read Review Author Profile * "Spare Change" by Dafney Dewitt (control) 10, 10, 10 http://www.dejanews.com/getdoc.xp?AN=167922913 Read Review Author Profile * "Gilligan Mashukah" by Richard Dunstan (sitcom parody) 10, 10, 10 http://www.dejanews.com/getdoc.xp?AN=169117574 http://www.dejanews.com/getdoc.xp?AN=169117579 http://www.dejanews.com/getdoc.xp?AN=169076042 http://www.dejanews.com/getdoc.xp?AN=169078357 Read Review Author Profile