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Celestial Reviews 271 - April 1, 1998 Note: A traveling salesman is in a small town in the midwest, when his trip is suddenly prolonged for an extra month. He was already getting bored there and over the course of the extra month he has become very homesick. Finally, he decides to give in to temptation and visit the local brothel. He walks up to the madam, hands her a hundred dollars, and says, "Give me the worst blowjob in town." The madam says, "For this kind of money, you can have the BEST blowjob." "No, no," says the man, "You don't understand. I'm not horny. I'm homesick." Second note: Did you hear about the fellow who was talking to his buddy, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I'm stumped." His buddy said, "I have an idea. Why don't you make up a certificate that says she can have two hours of great sex, any way she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled!" So the first fella did just that. The next day his buddy asked, "Well, did you take my suggestion? How'd it turn out?" "She loved it. She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the mouth, and ran out the door yelling -- I'll see you in two hours!" Final note: Remember: even though someone else may be posting my reviews for me, my e-mail address is still Celeste801@aol.com. - Celeste |