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Celestial Reviews 308 - Sept 30, 1998 Important note: For some reason, I have lost contact with Bitbard, who serves as my LINK-finder. Somehow, his mail reaches me, but my mail does not seem to be reaching him. I keep sending him the stories for which I need Links, and I keep getting notes from him asking me when I am going to send him a request for Links. I have no idea what is happening. Perhaps Bitbard will see this message and contact me. I am posting this issue without Links. If nothing else, this will emphasize the value of Bitbard's contribution. As soon as he gives me the Links, I'll repost this issue with the Links in place. Note: Jon finds a pair of x-ray glasses at the local novelty shop. Although Jon isn't fully convinced they'll really work, a sales person comes along and closes the deal. On his way home Jon puts on his new x-ray glasses, and bingo! He sees everyone in the street naked. He takes the glasses off for a moment, and all the people have their clothes on again. He puts the glasses back on, and everyone is naked again. "Cool!" exclaims Jon to himself. When he arrives home, John is eager to show his new toy to his wife, but he can't find her. When he goes up to the bedroom, he finds his wife and the mailman naked in bed. He takes his glasses off, and the two are still naked. He puts them back on, and they are still naked. "Damn!" he mutters, as he walks out of the room. "I just paid fifty bucks for these things, and they're already broken!" Second note: The Indian scout for the buffalo hunters, put his ear to the ground. "Ugh!" he said. "Deer come!". "How the heck can you tell that?" asked one of the hunters. The scout answered, "Ear sticky!" Third note: In accordance with royal custom, before Snow White and the Prince were married she was examined by a gynecologist to assure her virginity. He fund that her hymen was intact, but it had seven tiny dents. Final note: Remember: even though someone else may be posting my reviews for me, my e-mail address is still Celeste801@aol.com. - Celeste |