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"Oral Interludes - An Odyssey in Frustration" by TomOne (oral sex)
9, 8, 8
"Oral Interludes - An Odyssey in Frustration" by TomOne (TomOne@hotmail.com). My husband is an ethical and honorable man – right up there with George Washington and Immanuel Kant; but he assures me that there are three times he will always lie. The first is when his barber asks him for a political opinion while the barber is holding a razor at his throat. The second is when I ask him during sexual foreplay if he really loves me. He says that anyone other than a damned fool would say yes in order to gain a blowjob like the ones I give; and so if I want to discuss the nature of our relationship we had better do it some time other than when my lips are surrounding his cock. The third time he won't disclose to me. He says he thinks there should be some mystery in our relationship. The protagonist in this story answers yes to "Do you really love me?" and then – just as my husband predicted – encounters the "Would you tell me you loved me even if you didn't right now just to get me to continue giving you oral sex?" Eventually the guy in the story waxes eloquent: "Listen – you're obviously having doubts about providing me oral gratification tonight! And I'm certainly not one to force someone to perform such an act unless it's given with total willingness and without reservations. So, why don't you just stop for now … let's just sit back and let me regain my composure for a few moments … and then maybe we can talk about your concerns over this whole subject matter!" Bad idea. Take my husband's advice and lie. My husband assures me that in the original Greek or Hebrew of the Bible there are specific exceptions that state it's OK to lie about three things. Now I've got myself wondering about what that third thing is. Ratings for "Oral Interludes" Athena (technical quality): 9 Venus (plot & character): 8 Celeste (appeal to reviewer): 8 |