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*"The Gold Swizzle Stick" by Zombie Night (miscellaneous orgies) 9.5, 10, 10
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* "The Gold Swizzle Stick" by Zombie Night (ZombieNight@hotmail.com).
http://www.dejanews.com/getdoc.xp?AN=396285442

This was originally posted under the title "Behind the Bar" as one of those
rather lengthy postings by TheEditor, also known as Grobert, who posts stories
with the names of the original authors deleted. My current information is
that this story was written in 1994 by Zombie Night, whose address is given
above, and who has also written several other long, fully-developed stories.

This story focuses on a common a.s.s. theme: if a husband and wife are having
a little trouble in their relationship, one of them should run around on the
other, and this will cause them to become closer in their matrimonial bliss.
In this case, Brandy has become insatiably hungry for sex because her husband
has been out of town for a few days while he is studying for the bar.
{Actually, he's learning how to RUN a bar; but I thought it would be clever to
make it sound like he was studying law.} After Dave the Bartender fucks
Brandy, he suggests a way that they can expand the bar's clientele while
simultaneously allaying Brandy's horniness. This strategy is immensely
successful, and when the harried husband returns home unexpectedly and finds
Brandy flagrante delicto, he smiles happily and eagerly offers to supply a
similar service to gladden the hearts of the female customers.

As I reread the preceding description, the story sounds a bit far-fetched. I
mean, Dave and Brandy come across as counselors or social service agents who
selflessly solve the problems of their sexually dysfunctional or otherwise
needy customers. In real life it would be at least slightly unlikely that
Brandy's activity would solidify her relationship with her husband, that Dave
would suggest his plan to Brandy when he could instead get a lot of really
good sex himself, or that the patrons of the bar would simply cheer for the
lucky winners when Dave obviously cheated in his distribution of Brandy's
favors. However, this really is a good fantasy, and the sexual action is
really hot.

Ratings for "The Gold Swizzle Stick"
Athena (technical quality): 9.5
Venus (plot & character): 10
Celeste (appeal to reviewer): 10