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Celestial Reviews 291 - June 30, 1998 Note: I had really serious computer problems this past week, and so I spent my time trying to recover my hard drive instead of reading stories. I think I recovered almost everything, but if you think I lost something you sent me, feel free to contact me. I'm especially interested in knowing if anyone sent me a review that I failed to post. I hate to waste your work! Second note: In case you missed the article, someone found a condom in a McDonald's hamburger last month. Here's David Letterman's explanation: TOP 10 LIST of McDonald's excuses for the condom in the Big Mac: 10. We were test marketing the new "McTrojan". 9. Condom, Condiment - what's the damn difference? 8. It still tastes better than the Arch Deluxe. 7. It was either there or in the vanilla shake. 6. Turns out that the rumors about Grimace and Mayor McCheese are true. 5. We're experimenting with a new even happier Happy Meal. 4. So what - a regular Big Mac is 60% latex anyway. 3. Employees too embarrassed to say, "Would you like condoms with that?" 2. Drive through speaker broken: "Coke with lots of ice" sounds like "Prophylactic device". and the number 1 McDonald's excuse for the condom in the Big Mac... 1. When you're serving billions and billions, you can't be too careful. Final note: Remember: even though someone else may be posting my reviews for me, my e-mail address is still Celeste801@aol.com. - Celeste |