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* "Dorothy Does Oz" by Shelby Bush (movie parody)
10, 10, 10
* "Dorothy Does Oz" by Shelby Bush (stbush@iglou.com). In the early paragraphs of this story we meet Dorothy, a smart-assed farm girl about to celebrate her 18th birthday, and Toto, the cute little dog that specializes in licking Dorothy's clit. The farm hands are planning to give Dorothy a sexual treat on her birthday. Since the tornado arrives while Dorothy is masturbating, she initially confuses it with a really good orgasm. Dorothy's house is swept up by the tornado and lands on the Wicked Witch of the East, who had been prohibiting the Munchkins from any pleasures - including you know what. After spending some time in the ensuing orgy, Dorothy starts on her trek along the yellow brick road, where she meets and attempts sex with the Scarecrow, the Tin Man, and the Lion - among others. After some adventures and other preliminaries, they meet the Wizard, who promises to grant their every wish; but first - and here's the kicker - they must bring him the dildo of the Wicked Witch of the West. I don't want to ruin the story; if you've seen the movie, you'll be able to guess major parts of the plot anyway. All I'll say is that the story ends with Dorothy waking up in her old bedroom as the three hired hands enter the room, all naked and their erect cocks in their hands. "Happy birthday," they shout in unison; and Dorothy exclaims, "There IS no place like home!" Ratings for "Dorothy Does Oz" Athena (technical quality): 10 Venus (plot & character): 10 Celeste (appeal to reviewer): 10 |