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* "Doogie Howser, M.D.: The Final Fuck" by Uncle Mike
(sitcom parody) 10, 10, 10
* "Doogie Howser, M.D.: The Final Fuck" by Uncle Mike (fr582@cleveland.Freenet.Edu). Doogie Howser is a young adolescent - I assume maybe 15 or 16 years old. A boy genius, he has already completed medical school and is an excellent doctor. Each week's episode consists of poignant and humorous situations that might occur to such a person working in a hospital. In addition to numerous human-interest anecdotes, each episode has a common theme running through it - usually having something to do with the contrast between Doogie's chronological youth and the maturity demanded by his medical work. To emphasize this contrast, Doogie's faithful sidekick Vinnie generally hangs around and acts like a normal adolescent. In this week's episode, Doogie has decided to unload his virginity. There are a couple of humorous or poignant false starts, but then he makes it with a corpse down in the morgue. That's right. Uncle Mike has stooped to necrophilia. Adolescent geniuses sometimes have emotional troubles: "God help me, I even thought about shoving it in her asshole as well -- but the sphincter muscles tend to relax after death, and I didn't want to stick my cock into a load of shit." Vinnie and Doogie conclude that Doogie is now a non-virgin, even though the partner was "unconscious." If you're looking for a realistic, erotic sex story, this is not it. On the other hand, if you want to read a good parody, this is an excellent story. The author does a great job of inserting bizarre events into the "Doogie Howser" standard format. Ratings for "Doogie Howser, M.D." Athena (technical quality): 10 Venus (plot & character): 10 Celeste (appeal to reviewer): 10 |