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"The Daughter Never Knocks Twice" by Uncle Mike (sitcom parody)
10, 7, 7
"The Daughter Never Knocks Twice" by Uncle Mike (fr582@cleveland.Freenet.Edu). I suppose it can be exciting or at least ironic to think of the Ideal Mother and Father in the Ideal Sitcom Family initiating their teenage daughter into the mysteries of sex, but my main reaction to this story was that it didn't measure up to some of Uncle Mike's better parodies. {I'll repost some other Uncle Mike reviews below.} Having Mom and Dad boink the little girl is just too easy and non-creative; and in this case, the plot really is not in character. Denise is looking for Mom and Dad to break to them the news that she has declined an opportunity to join the National Honor Society. She accidentally breaks in on her parents while they are having some early evening romance. Mom misinterprets her daughter's reason for being there, assumes what Denise really wants is sex education, and encourages Dad to bang her little box in the nicest way possible. It's kind of sexy, but it just doesn't sound like something these characters would really do - even if we assumed that they were capable of sexual activity. Ratings for "The Daughter Never Knocks Twice" Athena (technical quality): 10 Venus (plot & character): 7 Celeste (appeal to reviewer): 7 |