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Celestial Reviews 290 - June 24, 1998 Note: A fellow was passing a house with a little red light burning in front, and so he stepped inside. There was nothing in sight except an empty, bare hallway with 2 doors, reading "Over 35" and "Under 35". He decided to be truthful and entered the door that said "Over 35." He found himself in another empty hallway, this one with 2 doors that read, "Over 8 inches" and "Under 8 inches." Truthful again, he went through the "Under 8 inches" door and found himself in another empty hall, with 2 more doors reading, "Once a night" and "More than once a night". Still wanting to be truthful, he entered the door marked "Once a night" and found himself back out on the street. The moral of this story is, "If you always tell the truth, you'll never get screwed". Second note: Watch out for the Viagra Virus. It turns your 3.5 inch floppy into a hard disk. Third note: The teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi- syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?" Little Johnny waves his hand, "Me, teacher! Oh, me, me!" The teacher smiles and says, "All right, Johnny, what is your multi- syllable word?" Little Johnny says, "Mas-tur-bate." The teacher is taken aback, but she manages to smile and says, "Wow, Johnny, that's a mouthful." Little Johnny says, "No, m'am, you're thinking of a blowjob. I'm talking about jerking off." Fourth note: A lot of my guest reviewers seem to be taking well- deserved vacations. If there are good guest reviewers out there whom I have been neglecting, I would be happy to hear from you. Final note: Remember: even though someone else may be posting my reviews for me, my e-mail address is still Celeste801@aol.com. - Celeste |