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"Dilton's Chemical Reaction" by DudleyDoright (comic book parody)
8, 5, 4
"Dilton's Chemical Reaction" by DudleyDoright (Doright@truenorthstrong.free). I don't know how to tell you this, but that little dweeb Dilton from the Archie Comic Strip has a ten-incher with a 3.5 inch diameter. When you evaluate the preceding statement, please keep in mind that a standard softball like the ones they use in the Olympics has a diameter of 3.8 inches. Anyway, Midge catches Dilton diddling his deadly, densely diametered dick and immediately wants to be his new friend. This is likely to upset Moose, Midge's moronic manfriend; but Dilly's IQ apparently goes south when his pecker goes north, and he plunges in without fear of consequences. I would suspect that this story was written by a sixth-grader, but I know they aren't allowed on this newsgroup. This is really a pretty lame story. My advice to the author is to try being a bit more creative the next time. My advice to readers is if you want to read about Archie's sexy adventures, try "Hell Hath No Fury" by Satan Penguin. That story's not perfect, but it's a lot better than this one. I'll repost the review, and maybe someone will repost that story. Ratings for "Dilton's Chemical Reaction" Athena (technical quality): 8 Venus (plot & character): 5 Celeste (appeal to reviewer): 4 |