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"Home Improvement - Tim Discovers True Manhood" by Phil Phantom (sitcom parody) 10, 10, 10
"Home Improvement - Tim Discovers True Manhood" by Phil Phantom (reposted by Hawaiian Heat). "Hidie ho, neighbor lady Jill," says Wilson shortly before he slips his immense pecker through a hole in the fence. Jill is seeking relief after getting all hot and bothered by her experience of catching the boys having sex with one another. Later Tim seeks advice from his neighbor, he gives Wilson's aphorisms his customary twist after proving his manhood to Jill: "A good, secure man understands his woman's needs. Get bigger ones {cucumbers for masturbation} if you want. You know, Sparticus used to give eels to his Greek women. That Sparticus, now that was a man's man. Aaarrrghh, Aaarrrghh, Aaarrrghh!" To find out what Wilson actually said, you'll have to read the story. The real value of a good parody / sex story is that it's possible to imagine the "real" characters doing what the story describes; and this story certainly accomplishes that task. Even with the omission of that lovely young lass with the nice ass who carries tools for Tim and Al, this has to be one of the most creative parodies of "Home Improvement" that I have ever seen. Wait a minute - I forgot about Ann Douglas's tale of Jill's infatuation with Heidi, the young lady from the preceding sentence. Comparing the two, I'd have to say that I liked Ann's version better as a sex story, but Mr. Phantom gets the nod on the strength of his parody. I mean, this one really did have the tone of an actual "Home Improvement" episode. In addition, an author named Jay-P has written several parodies of "Home Improvement," but none approaching the quality of the two I cited in the preceding paragraph. Uncle Mike has also done a "Home Improvement" parody, but I felt it was not one of his best. Ratings for "Tim Discovers True Manhood" Athena (technical quality): 10 Venus (plot & character): 10 Celeste (appeal to reviewer): 10 |