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Celestial Reviews 263 - March 4, 1998 Note: In the distant future Paul and Paulette accumulate enough frequent flier miles and travel to Venus (actually, to a currently undiscovered moon of Venus). They meet a Venusian couple and talk about all sorts of things. Finally, Paulette brings up the subject of sex. "Just how do you Venusians do it?" asks Paulette. "Pretty much the way you do," responds the Venusian woman. Discussion ensues, and finally the couples decide to swap partners for the night, so that they can experience one another. Paulette and the male Venusian go off to a bedroom where the Venusian strips. He has only a teeny, tiny penis - about half an inch long and just a quarter inch thick. "I don't think this is going to work," says Paulette. "Why?" the Venusian asks. "What's the matter?" "Well," she replies, "It's just not long enough to reach deep inside me!" "No problem," he says, as he proceeds to slap his forehead with his palm. With each slap of his noggin, his cock grows, until it 's quite impressive in length. "Well," she says, "That's quite inspiring, but it's still pretty narrow...." "No problem," he says, as he starts pulling his ears. With each pull, his dick grows wider and wider, until the entire configuration is extremely exciting to Paulette. "Wow!" she exclaims, as they fell into bed and make mad, passionate love. The next day the couples rejoin their normal partners and go their separate ways. As they walk along, Paul asks, "Well, was it any good?" "I hate to say it," says Paulette, "but it was pretty wonderful. How about you?" "It was horrible," he replies; "I've got a terrible headache. All the bitch kept doing the whole time was slapping my forehead and pulling my ears." Second note: Final note: Remember: even though someone else may be posting my reviews for me, my e-mail address is still Celeste801@aol.com. - Celeste |