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"Young Jedi Knights" by PJ (sci fi kiddysex) 7, 9, 7
"Young Jedi Knights" by PJ (pjurado@aol.com) (Pjurado). This review is the personal opinion of Kim, who can be contacted at ghost@nym.alias.net. Yet another story set in the worlds of Star Wars, first brought to us by the Star Wars trilogy of movies, but since extended by comic and novel. Since I have apparently become the resident Star Wars/Star Trek reviewer, this story has come my way. This one introduces many characters never seen, or even mentioned, in the films; but it integrates them seamlessly with the accepted milieu. It mainly tells the story of Jacen and Jaina, the young twin son and daughter of the now married Han Solo and Princess Leia. They've both been away to Uncle Luke's Jedi training academy. The trouble is, poor Jacen has the hots for his sis Jaina, and no sooner has he shown her his saber than they're at it on the floor of the cargo hold of the transport ship taking them home to mom and dad. Jaina willingly gives up her virginity in the process. Once home, Prime Minister Leia (hmmm, Princess to Prime Minister, seems like a demotion to me) catches the two incestuous lovers at it again, and being overcome with understanding motherly concern, promptly banishes them from the republic forever, and blows up Jaina's bedroom with a magical power thingy. Han returns home, from a night out with Lando and the guys, to a partially demolished home and banished kids and just shrugs it off. Kids of tomorrow, eh? The two renegades steal an x-wing and fly off to adventures new, which includes working in a brothel, getting kidnapped by a mind- controlling sex-crazed t'landa Til (they're similar to Huts, but you can tell them apart because of their horn, or something), having a major tussle or two with a Mandalorean Knight called Black Asp, and meeting up with an old flame, the one-armed (yes, really) Jedi warrior-woman Tenel Ka. The usual Star Warian stuff really. Well, except that George Lucas didn't have as much sex in his versions. On the whole, I enjoyed the sappy story as much as I enjoyed any of the Star Wars stuff. Looking for a believable, sensible plot is mostly a waste of time. You just go with the flow and have fun. I thought the writing tended to the purple on many occasions, and some of the expressions were unintentionally amusing, either from the florid nature of the prose, or from the misuse of a relevant word. There's also an unpleasant strain of misogyny running through much of the sex scenes, with several acts of brutish sex, or humiliating sex for the woman, and as a finale, one clear rape of a virgin. Also, be warned that there is obviously incest, and both of the main participants are only fifteen years old. But if you can live with that kinda stuff, you'll probably appreciate the arousal factor. There's plenty of hot, if slightly repetitious, coupling throughout the story. Ratings "Young Jedi Knight Sex Stories" Athena (technical quality): 7 (Too purple for me) Venus (plot & character): 9 (Pretty silly, but fine by Star Wars standards) Kim (appeal to reviewer): 7 (Would have been higher but for the misogyny) |