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"Seven and One Is Two" by Val White (sci fi FF sex) 9, 9, 10
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"Seven and One Is Two" by Val White (val72@hotmail.com). This review is
the personal opinion of Kim, who can be contacted at ghost@nym.alias.net

Well here I am again, Celeste's SF reporter calling in from outer space.
Tell me, does the term "Slash" mean anything other than cutting someone
with an edged weapon?

Well, in this case it means the sort of hot fan-fiction written about
fantasy characters, usually Star Trek, and often gay in content. The
term slash being derived from the "/" character used to separate the
story codes. Should you want to read an interesting article on the whole
Slash genre, then you could do a lot worse than point your browser at
http://www.ilt.columbia.edu/projects/live_culture/lc1/articles/slash.htm
l for a good explanation.

This particular story is set aboard the star ship Voyager, captained by
the fabulous Catherine Janeway. Into the crew's lives has come the
enigmatic and stunning Borg babe, "Seven of Nine". The Borg don't go in
for flashy names, they live as a commune, rather like insects. As
ruthless a bunch of folk as your likely to encounter should you happen
to be ambling about the cosmos.

Cut off from the collective, poor SofN is having to adapt to human ways
and customs. To this end she consults the Captain on how best to
integrate with the crew socially. The conversation gets round to matters
intimate and sexual. One thing leads to another and pretty soon the
Captain is giving SofN some very personal tuition.

I have to admit to this one pressing plenty of buttons for me. Star Trek
is one of my favorite television phenomena, and Voyager may even be my
favorite. Girl/girl sex is nearly always a good thing in my book. As for
the story, well it is what it is; unashamedly slash fiction. Take
away the Star Trek and you'd have a perfectly presentable lesbian
encounter, but nothing really outstanding. But that's not the point, so
I'm gonna mark it as slash fiction. I adored it. The rest of you may
want to pass.

Ratings for "Seven and One Is Two"
Athena (technical quality): 9 (Nothing wrong, just not sparkling)
Venus (plot & character): 9 (The Capt. licks the new girl -- yeah!)
Kim (appeal to reviewer): 10 (I wanted to give it straight tens, but...
)