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Celestial Reviews 265 - March 11, 1998 Note: A teacher was giving an assignment to her Grade 6 class one day. Since it was a lengthy assignment, she started writing high up on the chalkboard. Suddenly there was a giggle from one of the male students. She quickly turned and asked, "What's so funny Johnny?" "Well, teacher, I just saw one of your garters." "Get out of my classroom! Go to the principal's office immediately!" stammered the teacher. Johnny went to the principal's office. As he entered the office, the secretary was getting something down from on top of the cabinet. Another boy in the office snickered, and the secretary spun around. and asked, "What's so funny Billy?" "Well, Miss Jones, I just saw your bright yellow panties." "Get out of this office!" Miss Jones shouted. "I'll see to it that you are suspended for three days." Embarrassed and frustrated, Johnny eventually entered the principal's office. The principal was a sexy woman who wore no underpants and was bending over to pick something up as Johnny entered the office. Johnny simply turned and walked back out the door. "Where do you think you're going?" asked Miss Jones. "Well, Miss Jones, from what I just saw, I'm pretty sure my school days are over." Second note: People keep writing to me to ask what happened to my web site. I DO NOT HAVE A WEB SITE. Several other persons post my reviews with my permission, but I have no control over or responsibility for these web sites. I personally think that the easiest place to get my reviews and the stories I review is Eli's a.s.s.m. archive, but that site is not working right now. If I had to find one of my reviews or a story right now, I would look in the a.s.s. or a.s.s.m. postings or in the Adult Database at www.dejanews.com. Final note: Remember: even though someone else may be posting my reviews for me, my e-mail address is still Celeste801@aol.com. - Celeste |