What to know more about me. Well, I try not to take myself too seriously. Though nothing special, my small conceit is that I'm cute (for my age), in a girl-next-door sort of way. And on the whole, I rather like me, and think I'm pretty clever and funny and sexy.
I blame my little sister and brother-in-law for bringing me down this kinky path of depravity. I blame my family and a responsible job for not totally wallowing in this pit of shameful sexual excess. And I blame the oppression of women by men for degrading sexually permissive women (or sluts, to use the technical term), so that I have to protect my true identify behind a veil.
What to know more? God you're nosey! Well what can I tell you. My favourite colour is blue, obviously. I've been fucking men for twenty-two years (since I was 15, if your maths isn't too hot) and sleeping with women, on and off, for a little longer. I wish my tits were bigger and my bum were smaller. I hate all sport, God-bothers, cold-calling sales people, and men who make impertinent comments as I'm walking down the street (``cheer up darling, it may never happen" - just fuck off)
I love my family and friends, teaching, Star Trek & sci-fi generally, historical novels, cooking beautiful food and taking recreational drugs in reasonably large quantities.
My favourite recreational drugs are gin, vodka, dope, chocolate and sex.
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