Ever wondered why it's so hard to find sexy uninhibited women? Well, sadly, there are lots of reasons, mainly centred on the way (male dominated) society castigates sexually active women. But men don't necessarily help themselves. Here's a hint that perhaps we could use some work in the chat-up line department.

So you've never met me and you don't know me from Adam (or Eve). How are you going to make me want to get to know you better. Not these ways ...

so some bloke tries to seduce me with honeyed words of ... your Emily replies ... my verdict I would love you to send me some photos of you pissing so I could wank over them So you got some photos and a good wank, and I get ... naff all. Humm, nearly tempting. wanker I'm married to a very boring women, but would love to piss over you. So you think insulting one woman is a come-on to another. I'm sure your wife says nice things about you too. Nice to be valued as a bit of fun in the fight against tedium. loser I have a 9inch dick. Check it out at www.... I'm sure the two of you are very happy together already, I wouldn't want to play gooseberry. dickhead Hi Emily I adore English woman accents. I find them almost enticingly sexy. I found your photo wonderful, hows summer going for you. I am need of a english girlfriend, how about it? So me and 20 million other English women take your fancy. That makes me feel very special. But you seem to have forgotten to mention why I should like you. And as for ``How about it" it's not exactly poetry. desperate to shag anyone (probably even a bloke with a nice enough accent) I am the Master, you, bitch, will be my Slave. I will command your body and you will obey, or face the consequences Does this make you feel big? Or did you just confuse petty bullying for a real dominant / submissive relationship? coward

In the interests of balance I'd like to point out that I did search for inept women, but couldn't find any, aside from myself probably, and I'm hardly going to spill my own beans