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Celestial Reviews 307 - Sept 23, 1998 Note: Superman was feeling bored after a long night of crime fighting and wanted to go out and party. He called Batman to ask if he wanted to go to a club and pick up some girls. Batman said Robin was ill & he had to look after him. A little disappointed, Superman called Spiderman to see if he fancied a few beers; but Spidey had a date with Catwoman. As a last resort, Superman flew over to Wonder Woman's apartments to see if she might be free. As he landed on her balcony, he saw Wonder Woman naked on the bed with her legs open. Superman thought to himself, "I'm faster than a speeding bullet! I can be in there, screw her, and be out again before she knows what happened." So Superman does his super thing in a split second and flies off happily. Meanwhile, on the bed, Wonder Woman says, "Did you hear anything?" And Invisible Man replies "No! But my ass hurts like hell!" Second note: A fireman says to wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: Bell 1 rings and we all put on our jackets. Bell 2 rings and we all slide down the pole. Bell 3 rings and we're ready to go on the trucks." "From now on," he said, "We're going to run this house the same way. When I say: Bell 1, I want you to strip naked. Bell 2, I want you to jump into bed. Bell 3, we're going to screw" The next night the fireman came home from work and yelled, "Bell 1!" and his wife took off her clothes. "Bell 2! " and his wife jumped into bed. "Bell 3!" and they began to screw. After two minutes his wife yelled, "Bell 4!" "What's this Bell 4?" the husband asks. "More hose!" she replied, "you're nowhere near the fire!" Third note: I'm in immediate need of a couple of proofreaders. {I even have one request for a "tough proofreader."} If you'd like to proofread a story or two for an aspiring author, let me know; and I'll put you in touch with someone who wants help. Likewise, if you need help with proofreading, contact me; and I'll get you a proofreader. Even if you have volunteered a long time ago, please contact me again, so that I know you are still available. Final note: Remember: even though someone else may be posting my reviews for me, my e-mail address is still Celeste801@aol.com. - Celeste |