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Celestial Reviews 266 - March 14, 1998 Note: Two Texans were standing at the bar, drinking shots, when a woman at the other end of the bar started to choke on a small piece of Bar-B- Que Chicken she had ordered. Tex said to Slim, "That gal looks like she's chokin' to death. Think we should help her?" Slim said, "Yes siree bob!" So Slim runs down to the lady and says, "Can you speak?" She shakes her head no. "Are you choking to death?" he asks. She nods her head yes. The lady is turning blue. Slim spins the lady round and slams her chest into the bar top. Bending her over he rips off her skirt. Then he rips off her panties. Then Slim runs his tongue up the crack of her bare ass. With this she gasps loudly, spitting out the chicken. She begins to breathe. Slim walks back to the end of the bar and picks up his shot glass of whiskey and proceeds to take a drink. Tex says, "That's great Slim." "Ain't nothing, kid," says Slim. "That old 'Hind Lick Maneuver' works every time." Second note: Tired of dumb blonde jokes? Here's a dumb blond (without the e) joke: Two blond men were sitting outside a medical clinic. One of them was crying, tears pouring down his face. The other blond man asked, " Why are you crying?" The first one replied, "I came here for blood test." The second one asked, "So? Why are you crying? Are you afraid?" The first guy replied, "No. Not that. During the blood test they cut my finger." The second man said, "So? That's no big deal!" The first guy replied, "I have to take a urine test tomorrow." Final note: Remember: even though someone else may be posting my reviews for me, my e-mail address is still Celeste801@aol.com. - Celeste |