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"Look'n In" by Robert Steele (masturbation & voyeurism) 9, 9, 9 (Not Archived) "Look'n In" by Robert Steele (shiva@thenet.net). Guest review by Father Angelico. {Father Angelico purports to have a cable TV show on the Internal Word Television Network. The IWTN appears to be nonsensical, and should probably not be viewed by people who are easily beguiled by lunatics. Comments inserted in brackets are mine.} This is a story about perverts -- vile, wicked, depraved, degenerate perverts. A man comes home unexpectedly from his night shift at work and finds his wife masturbating in front of the window. Watching her from next-door and engaged in a similar activity are the neighbor lady and her son. Does the man tell them to stop? No; instead he gets his camcorder and tapes the activities. Such a waste of semen I have never seen! Bulging cocks, hardened nipples - where has modesty gone? You don't see me or Mother Angelica doing this -- nor can you even imagine it! I had hope for this story when David invited Diane and her son over for dinner. "Feeding the hungry" is a Corporal Work of Mercy. You can look it up! At 6:00 - right after vespers, I would presume. But soon they are watching the videotape that David had made and engorging in all sorts of vile and sordid activities. Spilling seed like hedonistic pagans. Even though David's modest 7-inch penis is much shorter than my own, this was still a despicable story, with all its grunting and groaning and climaxing! This is chapter two of the author's "Mom's Hot" series, which I assumed was about my coworker Mother Angelica, with whom I can honestly say I have never shared an impure thought. I assume the other chapters in this series are equally vile. Blessed are we who just say NO to sex! Ratings for "Look'n In" {Note from Celeste: simply subtract the padre's scores from 10, and you'll get a reasonable approximation of Venus and Celeste.} Grammar (technical quality): 9 (Even the devil can do good grammar! Purity (plot & character): 1 (Lead us not into temptation!) Holiness (appeal to reviewer): 1 (Woe unto thee....!)