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* "Sister Mary Joseph" by BillyG (sex with a nun) 10, 10, 10
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* "Sister Mary Joseph" by BillyG (hayden@mindless.com). I guess sex-
with-nun stories are interesting mostly because nuns are taboo. It's fun
to fantasize having sex with a person normally considered to be off-
limits or to imagine these presumably asexual beings having dirty
thoughts. I am a graduate of Catholic education, and I have a close
friend who was a nun for a long time; and I enjoy some of these nun-sex
stories immensely.

Having said that I enjoy these stories, I also hasten to point out that
they are mostly fantasy; that is, they require an extreme suspension of
disbelief. For example, last month I gave my top rating to a story
called "Conventional Sex," in which a teenage boy gets stuck for the
night in a convent and has wild sex with the nun in whose room he hides.
I truly doubt that the author of that story had first-hand or even-
second hand information on which to base that story. In other words, it
was a hilarious and sexy fantasy, but I doubt that anything close to it
has ever happened. Ditto for "Temptation," the next story in this issue
of CR: to "believe" that story you have to accept the notion that a
critter called an incubus can appear and disappear, change forms, and
exercise physical and spiritual control over an emotionally distressed
nun who can't think of any way to avoid the danger. In other words,
it's a thought-provoking, borderline blasphemous fantasy that has just
about as much relation to reality as the movie "E.T."

The present story is different. From what I know about nuns {we'll call
it second-hand experience}, this one is actually a real-life
possibility. The nun bums a ride on a sailboat to the Virgin Islands.
She falls into serious conversation with her male companion, discloses
that she is taking a leave of absence to "find herself," describes her
past experiences, and eventually makes hot and tender love to him.

When I say that this story is realistic, I don't mean to suggest that it
is autobiographical. I doubt that the author really "fucked a nun and
lived to talk about it." What I think happened is this: The author is
a person who enjoys writing about emerging sexual feelings and the
sexual explorations of children and adolescents. One day he watched a
movie like "The African Queen," and he said to himself, "Wouldn't it be
interesting if these two people were on a sailboat to an exotic place
and if the woman were a nun and if the sex were explicit rather than
implied? The nun could talk about her adolescent and pre-convent sexual
experiences and about her current feelings. The guy could be
understanding and supportive and reveal his own feelings and
experiences. We'll see where things go from there." And thus this story
was born.

It may not have been "The African Queen"; maybe it was "Heaven Loves Mr.
What's His Name" or one of those other stories where a relatively naive
woman is marooned with or travels with a more worldly man. My point
here is that this is a good way to generate stories: find a good plot
and "steal" it. It's not plagiarism or a copyright violation to adapt
someone else's basic story, as long as you really do make it your own by
diverging from the basic idea and developing the plot and characters
along unique lines. Some of the most "original" stories in both world
and erotic literature (and in the movies) have been developed in this
way. Give it a try! But meanwhile, read and enjoy this story.

Ratings for "Sister Mary Joseph"
Athena (technical quality): 10
Venus (plot & character): 10
Celeste (appeal to reviewer): 10