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Celestial Reviews 304 - Sept 9, 1998 Note: A cannibal was teaching his young son the ways of the world. He showed him how to prepare deadly poisonous darts, how to ignite dry leaves with two stones, how to track & hunt, etc. As they approached the shore at the end of the day, they saw a beautiful blonde wandering around, apparently the survivor of a shipwreck. The young cannibal said, "Looks like we're gonna have a blonde for dinner tonight!" The father replied, "No, son. I think we're gonna have your mother for dinner tonight!" Second note: Every year around this time I lose guest reviewers. They go away to school, have to devote their time to reelection to public office, or their wives figure out what they've been doing. If there are any talented reviewers out there who would like to contribute an occasional review to CR, I'd like to hear from you. Final note: Remember: even though someone else may be posting my reviews for me, my e-mail address is still Celeste801@aol.com. - Celeste |