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Celestial Reviews 282 - May 11, 1998 Note: From the "Say It Ain't So" Department," here are the Three Kinds of Married Sex: House Sex: When you're newly married, and have sex, all over the house, in every corner in every room. Bedroom Sex: When you've been married for a while, you just have sex in the bedroom. Hall Sex; After you've been married for many years, you just pass each other in the hall, and say, "Fuck you". Second note: A very modest lady applied for a job at the factory where they made "Tickle me Elmo dolls". It was Friday and almost quitting time and hurriedly the boss told her to report for work on Monday. He quickly explained to her that she would be stationed on the assembly line just before the dolls were packed into boxes. On Monday they started up the line and within twenty minutes had to shut it down because one worker couldn't keep up. The boss went down the line to find the problem. The new employee was very busy trying to do her part but she had a bunch of dolls waiting for her. Closer examination showed she was sewing little cloth bags containing two walnuts in the appropriate place on the dolls. The boss could not control his laughter and said, "Lady, I said to give each doll Two----Test----Tickles." Final note: Remember: even though someone else may be posting my reviews for me, my e-mail address is still Celeste801@aol.com. - Celeste |