Welcome to the who's who of my sexy life and sexy family.
Need to know more about me | Emily
I'm not sure what else you could learn about me that you couldn't learn from reading my stories, my blog, and my ideas on sexuality and perversity. But, if you want to know my vital statistics and gaze adoringly on a set of caricature cartoons done by a friend of mine, then here it is. (Thanks to Cowgirl for the toons).
My sexy family | Anthony & Laura
You don't get more suburban nuclear family than mummy, daddy and two teenage children, a late teenage girl and an early teen boy. Except we're actually much more like an old fashioned extended family. My sister's family lives just quarter of a mile away. And our mummy's house, where we grew up, is only half a mile away. We're close. Sexily close!
My sister's family | Kate & Robert
My sister Kate married much later and started a family much later than I did. So although she's only two years younger, her boys are still small boys; which arguably includes her cheeky husband, Robert.
My best friend's family |
Lindsey & Patrick
If I was short, dark, and busty, I would be Lindsey. It's spooky how someone so unlike you can be so you. Her two little boys sandwich Jack in age, so it's always good when they come round to play. And Nigerian-born husband Patrick adds a welcome touch of other worldliness to our quiant English suburbia.
My neighbour's family | Cheryl & Graham
I
don't like to think of Cheryl as a project: a single parent family recovering from a violent abusive husband. But you sometimes you just get sucked in.
My girlfriends | Rose, Annie, Debbie, Penny, Rachel & Lynn
My girlfriends are the usual assortment of odds and ends that collectively seem to make no sense. Rose, so beautiful, so lacking in self-belief. Annie, so beautiful, so lacking in self-esteem. Debbie, so plain, but deals with it beautifully. Penny, so beautiful, and knows it painfully well. Rachel, so beautiful and so strong. And Lynn, so beautiful, but so unselfconscious about it.
My colleagues | Joanne, Viv, Tracey, Jane, Janet, Linda & Rob
My colleagues at school are like a chocolate box. Some are very sweet. Some have hard nuts. Some are soaked in liqueur. But all are tempting.
My cyber submissive | "puto"
Plus there is the hanger-on: my toilet-boy slave, Puto who intensely amused me for four months, till he broke his training (which he now deeply regrets). I tried him again, with a spot of Orgasm Denial. Which was fun, until my ill health put a stopper on that.