Anthony | my husband
It never really occurred to me, when I was a teenager, dragging Anthony round like a security blanket boyfriend, to ward off the pestering attention of half the boys in the school, that Anthony was doing the same.
Anthony was my cloak of invisibility. It meant I was in a "relationship", under which I could flirt with the fluffy cloud of my sexuality: straight, bi, gay, whatever it was going to settle down to be. I thought I was being terribly clever, and, Anthony was good company — charming, attentive, generous, funny, and a good fuck.
When my Laura was already four, and Jack a brand new worm thing inside my tummy, Anthony finally got round to telling me that he was basically bisexual, but if forced to make a choice, he preferred lithe twinky men. Which was a bit of an awkward conversation to have after several years of essentially happy marriage.
Not, admittedly, that I'd been completely truthful about my own experiments. But still, it does rather make you think: what do you want from a husband?
And the answer to me oddly enough sounded quite a lot like the arguments British-Asian mothers deploy on their daughters about the ideal arranged marriage husband (they talk to me after class): loyalty to me, hard work around the home, a good steady provider, a laugh, and loving father to our children.
Besides, seeing two well buffed up blokes going for it hammer and tongs is actually quite a big turn on, even for many lesbians — sexuality is an endlessly stimulating thing.
So there we have me and him, as mismatched as you can imagine, married very young, with divergent tastes. Yet we've lasted and brought up two lovely kids in a comfortable home. What can I say, accidents happen.
| Relationship: | My thirty-something husband |
| Height | 167cm | 5 foot 6 inch |
| Weight | 76kg | 12 stone | 168 pounds |
| Hair | Mousy brown number three buzz cut. |
| Eyes | Hazel |
| Penis | 15cm | 6 inch fat cut cock, shaved. |
| Bum | Hairy |
| Sexuality | Bisexual with a fondness of young men |
| Fetishes | Enjoys gay orgies and young boys. Does not care for romantic heterosexual sex. |
| Sex Friends | Mum, Jack, Auntie Kate's two boys, Uncle Robert, Lindsey's two boys,Lindsey's Patrick, and some local young men. |
Laura | My daughter
Talking of accidents, we did always mean to have children. Just not when we were very poor. But biology is a law unto itself.
Now I have to cope with the whole ying and yang, mother and daughter thing. Every time I turn around, my daughter is a different person. One moment she is me, a flick of the hair, a smile, a pose she strikes up; and the next she is utterly and completely not me.
Like me she is vague and unpinned down about her sexuality. Like me she is a good study. Like me she has a bright blonde face. Unlike me, she is a girlie girl, not the willowy tomboy of my youth. Unlike me, she doesn't need order and routine and structure in her life … she never seems to know what she is going to do tonight, but always does something. And unlike me, she's got fabulous big tits — when she's with me, I become invisible.
Every time someone takes some photos of her, and I look at her through someone else's eyes, she's even more grown-up than I'd thought.
In many ways she is more mature that me: calmer, happier on the inside, attentive to others. She's one of those girls who spreads their own sunshine around wherever they go. Popular without making a thing about it. And unlike her little brother, she never did moody, cocky, petulant, door slamming, teenager thing. Though that's partly because I'm a fantastic mum, naturally.
| Relationship: | My teenage daughter |
| Height | 163cm | 5 foot 4 inches |
| Figure | 86C-60-86 | 34C-24-34 |
| Weight | 51kg | 8 stone | 112 pounds |
| Hair | Shoulder length straight yellow Blonde (natural), centre-parted, usually pulled back in a pony-tail, or curled |
| Eyes | Light Blue, set far apart |
| Breasts | Full perky and bouncy boobs, with small pale pink areola and tall nipples |
| Vulva | A full blonde bush above and around her pussy, which she has waxed regularly and in summer shave off completely. A modest mons with small neat labia and small clitoral hood which doesn't fully cover her citreous |
| Bum | Pretty spankable by the number of times it gets goosed |
| Sexuality | Still learning, but promiscuous |
| Fetishes | Enjoys taking a dominant role in BDSM relationships. Is willing to engage in watersports. Does not care for scat or underage sex. |
| Sex Friends | Emily, Kate, Robert, Lindsey, Patrick, and several girlfriends and boyfriends of her own age. |