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Celestial Reviews 289 - June 20, 1998 Note: A salesman in a strange city was feeling horny and wanted release. He inquired for the address of a good house of ill repute. He was told to go to 365 East West Street. By mistake, he went to 365 WEST East Street, the office of a podiatrist. Being met by a beautiful woman in a white uniform surprised but intrigued him. She directed him to an examining room and told him to uncover and someone would be with him soon. He loved the thought of the table and the reclining chair and was really getting aroused because of the strange and different approach this house offered. Finally the doctor's assistant, a really gorgeous redhead, entered and found him sitting in the chair with his generous member in his hand. "My goodness", she exclaimed, "I was expecting to see a foot." "Well," he said, "if you're going to complain about an inch, then I'll take my business elsewhere." Second note: The little boy wakes up 3 nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parent's bedroom. Finally, one morning he goes to his mom and says, "Mommy, every night I hear you and daddy making noise; and when I look in, you're bouncing up and down on him." His mom is taken by surprise and says, "Oh, well, I'm bouncing on his stomach because he's fat, and that makes him thin again." Theboy replies, "That won't work." "Why?" asks his mom. The boy replies, "Because the lady next door comes by after you leave and blows him back up again using his penis!" Third note {from the Did This Really Happen Department}: One of those discount airlines recently had a promotion through which they offered free air-fare to wives who accompanied their husbands on a business trip. Seeking some valuable testimonials, the PR unit of the airline sent out letters to the wives who had taken advantage of the offer. Presumably, both written and telephoned responses are still flooding their offices asking, "What trip ?!?!?" Final note: Remember: even though someone else may be posting my reviews for me, my e-mail address is still Celeste801@aol.com. - Celeste |