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Celestial Reviews 260 - February 21, 1998 Note: Once there was a beautiful woman who loved to work in her vegetable garden; but no matter what she did, she couldn't get her tomatoes to ripen. Admiring her neighbor's garden, which had beautiful bright red tomatoes, she went one day and asked him what his secret was. "It's really quite simple," the old man explained. "Twice each day, in the morning and in the evening, I expose myself in front of the tomatoes and they turn red with embarrassment." Desperate for the perfect garden, the woman tried his advice and proceeded to expose herself to her plants twice daily. Two weeks passed, and her neighbor stopped by to check her progress. "So," he asked, "Any luck with your tomatoes?" "No", she replied excitedly... "But you should see the size of my cucumbers!" Final note: Remember: even though someone else may be posting my reviews for me, my e-mail address is still Celeste801@aol.com. - Celeste |