What Kind of Shoe are YOU???
A Tween Reader Quiz
by ‘this guy’
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I wear socks…
Everyday 0 points
Whenever I go outside 1 point
To School 2 points
If my parents make me 3 points
For gym at school 4 points
When the weather is cold 5 points
Never 6 points
How many different pairs of shoes do you wear regularly?
Only one 0 points
Two or three 1 point
Four or five 2 points
Six or seven 3 points
Eight or nine 4 points
Ten or eleven 5 points
Twelve or more 6 points
How often do you wear shoes with high heels?
I’ve never worn high heels 0 points
Only once or twice 1 point
I only wear them on special occasions 2 points
Maybe once a month 3 points
Once a week 4 points
Two or more time a week 5 points
I wear high heels every day 6 points
The most important thing in a pair of winter boots is…
How warm they are 0 points
That they are waterproof 1 point
Good traction on snow and ice 2 points
That they are comfy 3 points
That they look cute 4 points
Being able to wear them without socks 5 points
The heel is at least 3” tall 6 points
My favorite color for dressy shoes is:
Brown 0 points
White 1 point
Black 2 points
Blue 3 points
Red 4 points
Nude (or skin tone) 5 points
Clear 6 points
If my parents tried to make me wear socks I would
Wear them, and not argue 0 points
Complain a bit then wear them 1 point
Complain a lot then wear them 2 points
Argue, yell, and cry in hopes that they’d give up 3 points
Put on socks at home, take them off when I go somewhere 4 points
Wear boots so no one could see I didn’t have socks on 5 points
Throw-out all my socks: I can’t wear that I don’t have 6 points
What part of a dressy shoe should be open
None of it 0 points
The top and sides of the toe 1 point
The inside of the arch 2 points
The back of the heel 3 points
The back of the heel plus the top and sides of the toe 4 points
The shank (under the arch of the foot) 5 points
Everything but what’s under my toes and heel 6 points
The sole of a flip-flop should be how thick?
Less than 1/4 inch 0 points
Between 1/4 inch and 1/2 inch 1 point
Between 1/2 inch and 1 inch 2 points
Between 1 inch and 2 inches 3 points
More than 2 inches 4 points
The heel should be at least twice the thickness at the toe 5 points
So long as the heel is at least 4 inches it doesn’t matter 6 points
What is the highest heel highest you’ve ever worn?
1 inch or less 0 points
Between 1 and 2 inches 1 point
Between 2 and 3 inches 2 points
Between 3 and 4 inches 3 points
Between 4 and 5 inches 4 points
Between 5 and 6 inches 5 points
More than 6 inches 6 points
If you could get a pair of shoes made from any material, what material would you choose
Canvas 0 points
Rubber 1 point
Sharkskin 2 points
Natural leather 3 points
Natural suede 4 points
Alligator skin 5 points
Silk 6 points
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SCORING:
Total number of points: You’re…
0-9 A Penny Loafer
10-19 A Flip Flop
20-29 A Canvas Sneaker
30-39 An Ugg
40-49 A Crystal Slipper
50-59 An Open Toe, Open Heel Knee-boot
60 A Platform Toe, Eight Inch Stilet
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