I Have... I Will!
A Tween Reader Quiz
by ‘this guy’
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I have read Tween Magazine
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This is the first issue I've ever read - 0 points
Every now and then - 1 point
When a friend lends me an issue - 2 points
If my parents buy me an issue - 3 points
When a new issue comes out - 4 points
Whenever I get the chance - 5 points
Everyday - 6 points
I have gone bottomless in public
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I would never do that
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0 points
I haven't tried it, but I'd like to - 1 point
I did, I didn't like it and I won't do it again
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2 points
I did, I didn't like it, but I will do it again
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3 points
I did, I liked it, and I will do it again
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4 points
I go bottomless every month
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5 points
I go bottomless at least once a week
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6 points
I drank so much alcohol I got drunk
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I would never do that
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0 points
I haven't, but I'd like to
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1 point
I did, I didn't like it and I won't do it again
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2 points
I did, I didn't like it, but I will do it again
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3 points
I did, I liked it, and I will do it again
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4 points
I get drunk every week
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5 points
I get drunk every day
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6 points
I have had sex with a guy without knowing his name
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I would never do that
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0 points
I haven't, but I'd like to
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1 point
I did, I didn't like it and I won't do it again
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2 points
I did, I didn't like it, but I will do it again
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3 points
I did, I liked it, and I will do it again
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4 points
I do that every week
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5 points
I do that every day
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6 points
I have smoked an unfiltered cigarette
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I would never do something so unhealthy
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0 points
I haven't, but I'd like to
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1 point
I did, I didn't like it and I won't do it again
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2 points
I did, I didn't like it, but I will do it again
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3 points
I did, I liked it, and I will do it again
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4 points
I do that every week
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5 points
I do that every day
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6 points
I have skipped a meal to keep from getting fat
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I would never do that
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0 points
I haven't, but I will probably do it at some point
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1 point
I did once: I won't do it again
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2 points
I did once: it sucked, but to stay thin I will do it again
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3 points
I've done it, staying thin feels good so I'll do it again
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4 points
I skip a meal every week
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5 points
I skip a meal every day
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6 points
I have layed in the sun when I already had a sunburn
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I would never do that
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0 points
What's the point?
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1 point
I haven't, but I'd like to
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2 points
I did it once, and I won't do it again
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3 points
I did it once, it seemed pointless, but I will do it again
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4 points
I've done it: it was great and I'll do it again
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5 points
I do every time I get a sunburn
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6 points
I have told fat girls they need to lose weight
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I would never do that
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0 points
I haven't, but I'd like to
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1 point
I did: it felt wrong so I won't do it again
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2 points
I did: it felt wrong, but I will do it again
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3 points
I did: gotta help the fatties, so I will do it again
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4 points
I do that every week
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5 points
I do that every day
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6 points
I have worn high heels to the beach
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I would never do that
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0 points
Why would anyone do that?
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1 point
I haven't, but it sounds fun: I'm going to try it
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2 points
I did, it was hard to walk in the sand: I won't do it again
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3 points
I did, it was great: I will do it again
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4 points
I wear high heels everywhere but the beach
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5 points
I wear high heels everywhere I go
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6 points
I wear underwear
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Everyday
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0 points
Whenever I go outside
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1 point
To School
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2 points
If my parents make me
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3 points
Only if I'm wearing a skirt or dress
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4 points
When the weather is cold
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5 points
Never
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6 points
SCORING:
Total number of points:
You’re…
0-9 ....................................................... A Pathetic Prude
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10-19 ................................................... A Little Loser
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20-29 ................................................... Almost Average
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30-39 ................................................... Posing as a Partier
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40-49 ................................................... Extra Exciting
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50-59 ................................................... A Special Sexpot
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60 ........................................................ The Truly Terrific Tween Trollope
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