Where the fuck r my panties?

Hi hon. Woke late. Apt in a shambles.

Hubby due 1 hr.

Where the fuck r my panties?

Cunt & head both sore :-)

Dnr yr place at 7, right?

i have wine u bring panties!

I asked people for some of these, and I got a few replies. How about this?

Oh it wants it!

Mgphhh, slurp, suck

Mghhhphhhhhhhhhh!

Gulp. Swallow. Yum! Yum!

U kiss mine now?

jean_d_amour@yahoo.com

Hey U

I got 2 work late!

Thanks for "breakfast"

I can still smell you on my lips mmm

I can't wait to get home tonight and have dessert

Keep it hot and moist all day

Luke Busy [lukebusy@hotmail.com]

Allan added this!

Ooohhhh..mmm.thats nice

Wrong hole hun

That's beter

Aaaahhhh..mmmpphh

Ssshhiiiitt wow

Gota to work now

c u tonight luv

and this one...

M + F + M makes three

him on you and you on me,

bouncing and thrusting merrily,

moving and cumming constantly,

and the camera rolling for all to see.

And from kyote...

I think of u all day, bought a toy n lube 2 explore, ur hot backdoor. Want u now, jill 4me, cum 4me. Ill cum n ur bum l8r eat it out, start ovr.

Kate added this...

Done playing at 1? Meet at my place. U can follow me from the bar.

I know how u like the rear view.

Park close 2 the door & maybe we'll make it inside this time.

More to come!

Jun 2008
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Feb 2006
Hi, this is nothing new since SMS is fairly mainstream here that sometimes conversations can ensue using SMS, and yes, that includes sex. It's cheaper than calling hehehe. Are you still accepting submissions?
      GBF: Yeah, but I started this a few years ago... Yeah, submission sound good!

Jul 2005
I think that you could find all the material you want for this page on my cell phone.
      GBF: I added your example to the main story. More! :-)

Jul 2005
it was the wordt pile of crap ive ever seen!!!!!
      GBF: Oh, I don't know. At least I can spell, punctuate, and capitalise when I set my mind to it. Not so sure about you.

Jul 2005
What R U talkign about? How did you invite other authors?
      GBF: Just in here. Consider this an invite.

Jun 2005
I liked yours, and the last one from kyote was ok. But the others were just crass.
      GBF: Actually, I don't have a problem with crass, especially for this story!

Apr 2005
Although I've contributed a couple of pieces I still don't think they're right for YOU.
      GBF: Thanks for letting me know!

Mar 2005
Ok, I really don't see the whole point in this story. It was a lil crazy, and I couldn't understand it.
      GBF: Well yeah, it is a little.

Mar 2005
Wicked .... please SMS me with these thjay would make my day...
      GBF: SMS an anonymous reader? That could be a tough one...

Dec 2004
hey babe been thinkin about u all day picking up some new lube and a toy for your backdoor god i want you now masturbate for me, cum on your fingers for later tonight you can cum on my face and i can cum in your bum lick it all out and start again.
      GBF: Yeah, but that's 245 chars. You're only allowed 161. Get trimming!

Dec 2004
bring panties that are wet for me to take on trip. Will give you replacements, and expect them to be wet when I return.
      GBF: That works

Dec 2004
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      GBF: I just can't let a 1 go by without comment... Hmm... Oh, yes I can!

Nov 2004
The only way I can describe this is a 21st century combination of erotic literature and phone sex! Very Fun! I texted it to my friend and she called me 5 minutes later when she quit laughing!

Nov 2004
I like the SMS idea, but unfortunately have nothing to contribute as yet.

Oct 2004
...made me laugh, lots, and now I must go make some so I can send them to people, it'll be great.
      GBF: Well, make sure you send them here too!

Sep 2004
how about a conversation between two[?] people on text - each reply reduced to 161 characters ???

Sep 2003
This is *EXTREMELY* interesting!! You have invented a new form of poetry!!
      GBF: His comment was much more involved than this, and very enthusiastic.

Too cute.....and very creative.