This short story is an entry in the 2002 Soc.Sexuality.Spanking Summer Short Story Contest and is copyright by the author and commercial use is prohibited without permission.  Personal/private copies are permitted only if complete including the copyright notice.  The author would appreciate your comments

Category:  Parody/Poetry   Takeoff on Led Zeppelin's Dazed & Confused
 

Spanked & Abused

By

Tasha <halfhisage@earthlink.net>

Been spanked and abused until I'm black and blue.
What did I do to deserve what you do?
'All right, I was cheating. Just one little peek.
But I really did study! I studied all week.'

Told to report to the headmaster's lair.
Over his knee first and spanked on the bare.
My uniform tie wasn't knotted quite right,
but six of the best and I'm bloody contrite.

The tawse awaits if I need more discipline.
Why are headmasters always such evil men?
Six perfect tramlines on my smarting seat.
'Perhaps that will teach you, my girl, not to cheat.'

Been spanked and abused for so long I can't sit.
You don't know pain till you're caned by a Brit,
then sent to the corner with your hands on your head.
But better at school than in Daddy's woodshed.

The End

© Copyright Summer, 2002

Reviews

Pam  <pamiMac(at)aol(dot)com>
Very good parody although I am not at all familiar with the song. Tasha is a very clever writer and this song ... can't sing it cuz I don't know the tune ... is fine as a poem.

Haron  <haron(at)newsguy(dot)com>
A clever little parody with many tasty lines. The protagonist's sad story calls for sympathy. I particularly liked the author's explanation of what pain really is.

Pablo Stubbs  <Pablo.Stubbs(at)newsguy(dot)com>
Not knowing the original, I'm forced to approach this as poetry, and it works very nicely. The rhyme of sit and Brit, in particular, made me smile, and one can sense the author giggling there too. Fun.

Owen Williamson  <ashthorn(at)maildulf(dot)com>
Is this a story or a poem? It's formatted like a story, but reads like a poem, which confuses me. And who is the you in the first line. Not my cup of tea, I'm afraid.

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