Spanko woman

This short story is an entry in the 2002 Soc.Sexuality.Spanking Summer Short Story Contest and is copyright by the author and commercial use is prohibited without permission. Personal/private copies are permitted only if complete including the copyright notice. The author would appreciate your comments

Category: Parody/Poetry with apologies to the late, great Roy Orbison.

Spanko woman

Sswitcher <ssw_itc_her@yahoo.com>

Spanko woman walking down the street
Spanko woman, the kind I like to beat
Spanko woman, I want to cane you
Ain't that the truth!
No one could look naughty as you, mercy
Spanko woman, I won't pardon you
Spanko woman, I'll whip you black and blue
Spanko woman, you know you want it, don't you see?
Are you horny just like me? WOW

Spanko woman, fetch the crop!
Spanko woman, fetch the strop!
Spanko woman, drop your pants for me
Spanko woman, yeah yeah yeah
Spanko woman, bare your bum!
Spanko woman, come and have some fun!
Cause you need it, I'll beat you well
Come with me woman, I'll give you hell!

Spanko woman, don't walk on by
Spanko woman, I'll make you cry
Spanko woman, don't walk away, hey, O.K.
It that's the way it must be, O.K.
I guess I'll go on home, it's late
There'll be tomorrow night but wait
What do I see, is she bending for me there?
Yeah, her bum's stuck in the air!
Oh, oh, spanko woman!

The End

Reviews

Needy Wench <needywench(at)hotmail(dot)com>
Humor is a most difficult area for spanking stories, in that one man's humor is another man's crudity. Neither subtle nor substantial, this was not my cup or tea.

Mary Catherine <marycatherine(at)saintfrancis-sfg(dot)net>
A great song that I love, given a new kinky twist. Very good, well-written piece that had me humming along!

Jodi <ladiejj(at)webtv(dot)net>
Very funny. This parody hits the nail on the head. The words flow right into the tune. Nice use of rhyming and rhythm. Very well done...

Pablo Stubbs <Pablo.Stubbs(at)newsguy(dot)com>
The first rule of good parody is to choose something good to parody, and Frank does just that here - the song ended up running around my head whether I wanted it to or not. He's managed to put narrative into the song too, which is consistent with the original but gives it the necessary twist. A light, fun piece of work.

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