This short story is an entry in the 2002 Soc.Sexuality.Spanking Summer Short Story Contest and is copyright by the author and commercial use is prohibited without permission. Personal/private copies are permitted only if complete including the copyright notice. The author would appreciate your comments
Category: Parody/Poetry
Now, A Word from Our Sponsors
By
Courtney <Courtenesca@aol.com>
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When your get up and go, got up and went?
When you want to kick the cat, but the cat won't fight back?
...Who ya gonna turn to?"
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The End
© Copyright Summer, 2002
Reviews
John <johnb(at)ssec(dot)wisc(dot)edu>
In a parallel world to ours, we might get ads like this. A world in which a) spankoism was a market large enough to be targetted more explicitly than here and b) was more accepted. Of course, that is exactly the kind of world we'd like to imagine. The author is to be congratulated (I think) for her valorous self-exposure to a great plentitude of ads, so that she caught the tempo and spirit of them flawlessly.
Strictly speaking, ads can't be truly parodied, of course. They're already so over-the-top that exaggeration is, alas, not possible.
Needy Wench <needywench(at)hotmail(dot)com>
Somehow, Bill Murray or Harold Ramis taking me over his knee is not exactly my kink! However, a good PROFESSIONAL otk is exactly what I'm looking for. Why is a good spanker so hard to find, anyway?
Anne <Ladyanne60(at)aol(dot)com>
This is a very funny commercial... Oh, I mean Parody. Courtney drums up some very unique and original ideas with this comedy. Each paragraph is chock full of spanking fun. Each sentence is packed with laughs right to the very last line. The only thing that's missing is the price.
Sarah Nada <circler73(at)hotmail(dot)com>
Now, A Word from Our Sponsors gives classic advertising language a light and funny spanko twist. I enjoyed this story as a whole, but especially liked the phrase, «we reserve the right to change your mind.»;