This short story is an entry in the 2002 Soc.Sexuality.Spanking Summer Short Story Contest and is copyright by the author and commercial use is prohibited without permission. Personal/private copies are permitted only if complete including the copyright notice. The author would appreciate your comments
Category: Parody/Poetry
Not In 'Notting Hill'
By
Mara Maharakshasa <MaraMahaRakshasa@aol.com>
Anna snuggles under the sheets at one end of the bed, while
Will sprawls at the other. She stares at his feet.
"Big feet," she grins, her smile lighting up the room.
"Well you know what they say" he guardedly replies.
"No, what?" she teases.
"Big feet, um, big shoes?"
They dissolve into laughter. She'd been trying to provoke him into saying something about his cock based on the folk belief that there's a correlation between foot and penis size but as usual, his English reserve gets the better of him.
"Oh! You're the guy who says 'whoops-a-daisy,'" she splutters. "I should have known better than to try."
"Well, Anna, 'it' can't be so huge, judging by the way you got it into your mouth," he observes, wrily.
"Oooh!" she shrieks. "Isn't that one of the things I'm so famous for, my enormous smile?" She shakes her head.
"You're awful."
"Well, you're not," he reassures her. "You're wonderful, you're sweet, what can I say?"
She smiles again.
"I'll be back in a minute," she tells him. "Gotta go."
As she slips out of bed, she wraps a sheet round her.
What if Spike is lurking in the hallway? A glimpse of her
ample bottom prompts Will to quip: "While we're on 'big'?
Lovely ass, too."
She disappears, giggling.
When she returns, there's a mysterious smile on her face.
She scolds: "Now Mr Thacker, were you making some comment about my ass? Well, were you?"
He can see she's kidding. "Well, I don't know why you pay someone else do your ass shots, as you call them. It's a lovely ass."
She frowns. "But big, you just said."
"No, no. It's, uh, just the right size. Besides, you know what they say?"
"What do they say, then?" she teases.
"Um, big ass, big hands."
"But I don't have big hands," she protests, holding up her pianist-skinny fingers.
He's blushing a bit now, flustered.
"I mean, a big ass deserves big hands," he replies.
"Look, just forget it, okay? It's a nice ass. My favorite ass."
She looks at him with a lopsided grin. "This is another one of those English things, isn't it? Do I have to guess what it means?"
He shakes his head. Whatever he says now will mean big trouble, he's clearly thinking.
She's suppressing a smile, her quirky mouth twisting. "I think I understand what you mean, Will."
"No, not really..."
"I think you're saying that I deserve to be spanked on my bare bottom. Isn't that right?"
"I, uh..."
"Well?"
"Yes, but..."
"Well, I happen to agree with you. I've behaved like a complete idiot, haven't I? I think I deserve a serious spanking, as a matter of fact."
"Wellright, then," he replies, in his vague way.
"And right now! Mr. Thacker, sir."
"Anna? Are you sure?"
She steps from the bed, completely naked, then turns and bends over.
"There? Does that convince you?"
"Right-oh! And no ass double," Will chuckles, reaching for a leather belt.
The End
© This story is copyrighted (c) by Mara Maharakshasa, 2002. All rights are reserved by the author. Do not retransmit, store (except for personal use) or publish without permission.
Reviews
Tami <tamishy(at)webtv(dot)net>
There's a lot of implied thoughts and side-stepping of this story, almost too much so. Brought down by explaining the obvious. It's interesting to see where a vanilla turned spanking relationship begins. But the story line's not all that new. All in all a good effort.
Margaret <wessyLA(at)aol(dot)com>
This was very cute. I enjoyed the easy way they communicate. Half jokey, half serious. Thank you for sending this along.
Mary Catherine <marycatherine(at)saintfrancis-sfg(dot)net>
The original parts of this story were good, and I think the idea would definitely work with these characters, but, for me at least, it felt as if too much of the original dialogue from the movie was used in the story. I would've liked to see the original scene as just a jumping off point, instead of such a large portion of the parody.
MollyB <mollyb(at)newsguy(dot)com>
Cutish dialogue that I'd probably enjoy more if I'd seen the movie it's based on.