This short story is an entry in the 2002 Soc.Sexuality.Spanking Summer Short Story Contest and is copyright by the author and commercial use is prohibited without permission. Personal/private copies are permitted only if complete including the copyright notice. The author would appreciate your comments
Category: Parody/Poetry Totally non-con appropriation of somebody else's name and first sentence
Okay, I admit it -- this isn't a true parody, the copied first line is not an official one for the contest, and furthermore, I DISOBEYED Pablo's rule about not using somebody else's name without permission. So spank me!
Archivist's note: This refers to Kent Stoneking's entry
Paperwork Reduction Act
Mr. Stoneking's English Class
By
A self-propelled vehicle, or trailer or semi-trailer, is not a highway vehicle if it (A) consists of a chassis to which there has been permanently mounted (by welding, bolting, riveting, or other means) machinery or equipment to perform a construction, manufacturing, processing, farming, mining, drilling, timbering, or operation similar to any one of the foregoing enumerated operations if the operation of the machinery or equipment is unrelated to transportation on or off the public highways, (B) the chassis has been specially designed to serve only as a mobile carriage and mount (and a power source, where applicable) for the particular machinery or equipment involved, whether or not such machinery or equipment is in operation, and (C) by reason of such special design, such chassis could not, without substantial structural modification, be used as a component of a vehicle designed to perform a function of transporting any load other than that particular machinery or equipment or similar machinery or equipment requiring such a specially designed chassis.
"Young lady, you've had a full ten minutes to diagram this sentence, and you've barely begun. Perhaps this ruler will help you get your attention focused on your assignment!"
"But Mr. Stoneking -- owwwww!"
The End
© Copyright Summer, 2002
Reviews
Anne <Ladyanne60(at)aol(dot)com>
My, He sounds so strict! The last line sums it so beautifully. This is a witty little parody, explaining why it is so important to finish your English assignment in a timely manner. Particularly if the teacher is carrying a ruler!
Pablo Stubbs <Pablo.Stubbs(at)newsguy(dot)com>
Well, Kent was bratty when he suggested this first line, but it looks like he was out-bratted. This story totally rises to the tricky challenge of turning Kent's line into a story. It's also the literary equivalent of a big raspberry, for which someone ought to spank this writer.
Mary Catherine <marycatherine(at)saintfrancis-sfg(dot)net>
Giggling . . . Pandora really hits the mark with this one. An excellent parody of one of my favorite sss writers, and just the sort of devious scene I could see Mr. Stoneking writing for some poor, unsuspecting schoolgirl!