This short story is an entry in the 2002 Soc.Sexuality.Spanking Summer Short Story Contest and is copyright by the author and commercial use is prohibited without permission.  Personal/private copies are permitted only if complete including the copyright notice.  The author would appreciate your comments

Category:  Parody/Poetry  [Tune: Hotel California]
 

Hotel For Reform Girls

By

Mara Maharakshasa <MaraMahaRakshasa@aol.com>

On a dark desert highway
feet up on the dash
I'm smelling so horny
As the fan blows on my snatch
My pussy needs some attention
My panties no longer white
My clit is throbbing, and my cunt is wet
I need my ass spanked tonight
There she stood in the doorway
I know she noticed the smell
And I was wanking on myself
This could be Heaven or this could be Hell
Then she picked up a candle
And she showed me the way
There was screaming down the corridor
I thought I heard them say:

Welcome to the Hotel for Reform Girls
Such a lovely place
(You're a sad disgrace)
Such a lovely face
Plenty of room at the hotel for you porn girls
Any time of year
(We prefer you're queer)
We will spank you here
(We will wank you here)

Her name is Tiffany Bigfist
She's got perverted friends
She's got a lot of pretty, pretty girls
That she likes to rear-end
How they dance round me naked
Sweet cunty drip
Some dance with a paddle
Some dance with a whip
So I screamed for my mother
Please don't strap me down
She said:
'We haven't had that spirit here since the last little fox hit town'
And still those voices are squealing from far away
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say:

Welcome to the Hotel for Reform Girls
Such a lovely fuck
(Such a lovely fuck)
You're a trussed-up duck
They're livin' it up at the Hotel for new porn girls
It's your new career
(It's your new career)
You like it in the rear

Hanging from the ceiling
floggers on my tits
And she said:
'We are all so kinky here
but all men are shits'
And in the mistress's chamber
We'll gather for the fun
They'll strap you to the double bed
And eat your hot buttered bun
Last thing I remember
I was face-sat by a whore
My tongue right up her passage while she slapped my titties sore
'Relax' said the Mistress
'We'll program you to obey
You can even spank the next 'new girl'
Or whip her in the same way'

Living it up at the Hotel for Reform Girls
It's a crazy scene
(and we're so obscene)
Don't it turn you green?
(and we're all so mean)
Plenty to screw at the hotel for new porn girls
Ain't you glad you're queer?
(Your ass is welcome here)
Just show a trace of fear

The End

© This song parody [From 'Hotel California' by Don Henley & Glenn Frye] is copyrighted by Mara Maharakshasa, 2002. All rights are reserved by the author. Do not retransmit, store (except for personal use) or publish without permission.

Reviews

Needy Wench  <needywench(at)hotmail(dot)com>
You've definitely captured not only the spirit of the contest but the spirit of the song as well - such a mysterious place, does it really exist? This one is witty, and I can hear it being sung in my head!

Simon  <srb(at)imrryr(dot)demon(dot)co(dot)uk>
A good parody of the song to produce a classic Mara story. The words are well chosen and the phrasing is only occasionally off. The wording is certainly cleverly chosen.

Mary Catherine  <marycatherine(at)saintfrancis-sfg(dot)net>
Definitely hit the tune on this one, but I felt it was off the mark. Spanking didn't seem to be an intregal part of this parody, just something that was included in order to make it fit the category. Song parody is very diffciult since you're limited on what you can say based on the original piece.

Kate  <ecattiva(at)aol(dot)com>
Hotel For Reform Girls involves all the senses. The new lyrics make you feel and see the excitement.  The author has done a good job of turning the original, exotic song into something blatantly dirty while keeping the rhythm.

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