Laura-thumbheadLaura

My oldest friend, Laura builds Rocking Horses, 37. Married with one baby boy. Though she's walys been naughty, she only found her kniky side in the last couple of years (yes, there are women who have caught on even later than me!). What a waste. Her real passion, however, are her four horses.

Penny-thumbheadPenny

Penny is an old school chum and near neighbour, now in marketing, 35, married with two kids (Jenny 12, Daniel 6). Outgoing, fun, a big drinker, and very vulgar when drunk. Likely to drag you into the nearest strip joint. But basically very conventional, 2.4 kids kind of a person.

Lynn-thumbheadLynn

Young Lynn is a nutitionalist, 26, single. So super-nice even God has to watch his mouth round her. A harmless childlike innocence surrounds her, as does a posse of clean-faced ``nice" boys. (As a teenager I used to baby-sit her - now she sometimes baby-sits for me). Inside, however, is a darker, sader side - she needs a committed partner, and a good shag.

Andrea-thumbheadAndrea

My darling Andrea, 38, who owns a couple of clothes shops (sounds heavenly), has extended my sexual curiosity into truly depraved areas; being into fetish clothing, scat, plus a certain fondness for ponies and, for a refreshing change, unisex bisexuality. Writes with high passion and illustrates with wit.

 

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