Saturday morning. Andrea was very excited because that afternoon we were going to a Shit Party. That's right ... a party where people, often complete strangers, go to satisfy their depraved tastes in dirty sex. Shorthand words are "Golden", "Brown" (or "Scat") and "Roman", but in ordinary English we're talking here about PISS, SHIT and PUKE.
Anyway, my adorable slut Andrea works in a shop that sells fetish clothing and she's made friends with Lindsey who is a regular customer. They'd gone out for a drink last week and, after a couple of bottles of wine, Andrea had let on about our perverted tastes. Lindsey told Andrea that if we wanted to, we could come along that Saturday afternoon to a private club down by the docks - Club Amalfi it is called - where she is a partner and they arrange really dirty parties for like-minded couples and single girls. No fee, though we'd have to pay for drink and food.
"What should I wear, Danny ?" asked Andrea as she got ready for the party?
"You choose, darling Andrea ... don't tell me and don't show me ... just put on what you really like and go with a big coat over the top ... that way we'll all get a nice surprise !". I went just in jeans and a white t-shirt, though underneath I put on a favourite pair of black rubber panties.
We parked the car and walked along the cobbled street. A grill in the door opened when we rang the bell. It was Lindsey ...
"Come in you two new ones ... everybody's arrived and we're all getting nice and relaxed" she said, opening the door.
The corridor was dark and there was a heavy smell of perfume - and also something else, maybe disinfectant, or whatever the perfume and disinfectant was trying to hide. Lindsey stood in a slinky black latex dress that was filled out by her full body and generous big tits. Around her neck was a studded leather halter and her legs were encased in thigh-length PVC boots. If Andrea hadn't already told me what Lindsey liked best, I'd have had her down as the classic dominatrix.
Andrea kept her coat on as we were led into the main room. A large bar with plenty of space. Tables and chairs. A fire and a couple of large leather sofas. Daylight came through the windows, but the frosted glass and double-glazing meant that nobody outside would have the slightest idea what was going on in here, even if they walked on the pavement just the other side of the wall. Nor hear the noises.
There are nine other people in the room, apart from Andrea, Lindsey and Danny. Who they are and what they are called will become clear as the story unfolds, but two of them immediately catch my eye. The first is a rude-looking young girl sitting at the bar. Everyone else is still clothed, albeit most of them in "private" outfits, but this girl has already stripped down to black stockings and a red suspender. Dark-haired, she sits at the end of the bar on a stool ... naked with her legs apart and her heavy bust tipped with large round nipples. Around her neck is a label. It reads "Toilet Vivienne".
The other person is male, about 40 years old and heavily built. His top half is a shirt, unbuttoned to reveal a massively hairy chest, while from his waist down he wears black panties, silk stockings and little black boots. He winks at me.
"Hello Danny ... my name is Patrick and this is my club ... help yourself to a beer ... just the usual lager ... we're saving the special stuff for later !" he says, then laughs and, crudely putting his hand in front of his cock bulge, points a finger forward to indicate what he has in mind.
We go up to the bar. Andrea removes her coat. I turn to look at her and, as I do so, everyone in the room bursts into applause, clapping and whistling. My darling Andrea blushes gorgeously ... and with reason.
Her long blonde hair falls down on shoulders encased in a tight yellow dress made of lycra. Through two cut-out holes in the front, her firm tits stick out proudly, but they themselves are tightly covered in a black rubber bra. The dress only covers the top of her ass and leaves her crotch exposed ... though this is concealed by a little black thong, the tiny straps tight up round the brown globes of her ass. Long brown legs end in a pair of little black boots just like Lindsey's. She looks fantastic !
Some of the members are sitting at a long table, drinking and eating from a cold buffet. I then notice underneath the table two large boxes full of rubber tubes, dildos, funnels, buckets and other containers. I could guess what they were for and wonder who of us was first going to enjoy that very large black plastic funnel !
Both Andrea and I had agreed not to have a shit that morning and we'd also been drinking quite a lot before we arrived. We are saving it up - and reckon everyone else will be doing the same. Lindsey had said that Patrick's parties were very, very messy and he had to pay a fortune to the cleaners afterwards.
We stand at the bar, where Patrick had gone to serve us. My cock had been stiffening since I'd walked in the door and by now it makes a noticeable bulge. I do nothing to conceal it, but don't dare touch it in case I waste my first thick and juicy cum.
A young girl gets up and, silently, walks to stand in front of me and rest with her hands on the table behind. Tall and with long brown hair, she wears a black PVC jacket and shiny blue mini. She has a lewd, almost vacant look on her face. Very full lips perfectly painted with scarlet lipstick.
Patrick leans from behind the bar and says into my ear "That's Jenny ... she's only 17 and comes from a very rich family ... I reckon she's doing a degree in SEX! ... never says anything, but each time she comes, she just gets filthier and filthier .... looks like she's after your cock !"
Andrea laughs ... "I'll bet the slut does ! And I bet also that she's got a nice juicy cunt ... I'll lick it out after Danny's filled her up ... with ...."
There's a ripping noise and Jenny suddenly pulls apart a velcro fastening that keeps her mini up. Wiggling her hips, it falls to the floor. Her crotch has the white tan-lines of a very high-cut bikini and her pussy is shaved, except for a little line of hair like a zip that goes up towards her perfect pierced navel. Her cuntlips are indeed engorged and juicy - it looks as if she's been sat there at the table and wanking herself off under it. Perhaps there's a puddle of her cum juice to lick up off the floor !
Another movement and she's taken off her top. A pair of huge brown tits, hanging out of a kinky PVC bra. I can feel my cock straining painfully in my rubber panties.
"No sex!" ... it is Lindsey.
"The rule is that we wait. Some of us ... Jenny is one ... like to expose ourselves for a long time before anything happens ... she'll just stay there, enjoying being like that .... a complete slut ...."
I look at Jenny. She says nothing. She just leans back a little further against the table, slightly spreads her long brown legs .... and suddenly starts to piss on the floor.
It is amazing. Her hips shake and she pants, but says absolutely nothing. And her hands remain on the table. She just wants us to see her piss like that ... a big splashy piss that, when it finishes, has run into a puddle on the wooden boards that go around the bar.
"God!" gasps Andrea ... "That was fucking fantastic!"
Lindsey, also at the bar, lifts a glass of beer to her lips and, as she drinks it, puts out a hand to run up Andrea's leg and then give a little squeeze to the tiny black pouch that covers her pussy. I can smell the piss that Jenny's done on the floor, but I can also sniff the gorgeous scent of aroused cunt. Andrea must be oozing into Lindsey's hand. She's always so wet, my lovely fuck-slut.
A man gets up from the table and goes over to a TV and video in a corner of the room, by the window. He is young and well-built, dressed in blue jeans shorts and a dark shiny lycra top. There's a huge bulge in his shorts and I wonder whether he'd stuck something down there. Robert is his name and we see later that he is indeed very, very well hung. His girlfriend, a small but sexy blonde named Emily, sits at the end of the table facing into the centre of the room. She is drinking a huge glass of what looks like cider (surely it can't be piss ... yet !) and wears a leopardskin bra and panties, her eyes hidden by a cat-like mask and her legs in black silk stockings. I imagine her cunt filled with Robert's cock and can't wait to see what happens to all that cider.
With her at the table are a middle-aged couple - she very plump and hairy, with white skin and heavy breasts in an Ann Summers bra ; he wearing old jeans and a checked work shirt. John has a cheerful paunch and big hands. In my mind I can see them on Janet's big milky tits. They are regular members and it became obvious later how much the club has rejuvenated their sex life.
On one of the sofas sit another couple. Younger. She a redhead in black bra and panties, but wearing a blue headscarf and lots of make-up. Called Rose, she has nice little tits and a rather large bottom. Her legs are apart and I can see a tuft of pussy hair sticking out of the side of her panties. Husband Chris is handsome and athletic, but I can hardly ignore the fact that he is dressed as a little girl in a floral dress. As I look at him ... he turns to Rose and pulls up his frock .... underneath is big white nappy. We learn later that he is a solicitor !
Jenny's public pissing has charged the atmosphere, not to mention added a special scent to the room. She still stands there at the other end of the table, her long brown legs shiny with her piss.
Robert turns on the video. The titles come up. "Presenting Veronica Moser ... The Shit Queen". There are claps, cheers and whistles from everyone in the room (especially, I notice, from Andrea) and Patrick walks into the middle to address us:
"Welcome to Andrea and Danny .... welcome to all our regular friends ... and thank you Jenny for giving us our first gorgeous piss puddle on the floor .... "
he looks at Jenny and she just smiles dirtily ...
"It is time to start enjoying .... along with our Veronica .... this is a new video, by the way, and it will give some of you an idea for what to take on your next picnic ! ..... Now Let The Pissing ... And The Shitting ... BEGIN !"
Veronica Moser is indeed having a picnic in a wood with some friends. Three men and two other women. But there isn't any food and drink ... just the plates and glasses they lay out on a rubber sheet on the grass. She wears a blue PVC mini and little boots. Pulling up the mini, she holds a big glass against her cunt and fills it up with her piss. It is very yellow in the glass. Another girl holds a plate under one of the men and he shits on it ... a big heap of shit ....
And so they start on the screen ... having their lovely picnic of shit and piss. We all know that before long they will be covered in it, their mouths full of shit, their bodies slippery with piss. They will embrace, stuffing shit in each other's mouths, up their cunts and around their cocks and balls. Veronica and her dirty friends will lick each other ... swallow each other's urine and shit ... they will retch and puke ...
And in this room we are now embarking on the same depraved journey ourselves ...
What I know is that I can't wait to piss on Jenny. Since smiling at Patrick, she hasn't taken her eyes off me, not even glancing at the porno on the screen. Her eyes are livelier now she's shown us her pissing and her big brown breasts heave as she breathes in the smells that are beginning to envelop the room.
Pulling down my jeans, I put my hand in the rubber panties and take out my straining cock. I stand two feet in front of Jenny, pointing my long meat at her. She sighs and leans further back on the table, spreading her legs further and opening her red-lipped mouth ....
"Jenny Slut ! Filthy piss-drinking slut ! .... I have what you desire ... what you have come to learn about ... what you want to drink in your dirty mouth and wash up your stinking cunt !"
"YESSSSS ! PISSSSSS ME !!!"
I have so much to give her. Andrea had said earlier that she wanted to have my first one ... "I want to show them all in the club how much of your lovely piss I can drink !" was her phrase. But Jenny has her need, her greed ....
As I spray her, she writhes against the table ... her head up, her mouth open and tongue out ... slurping up what she can ... her hands frantic at her tits and cunt, wiping the piss into her brown skin ... almost fisting herself as she feels my hot urine descend to her belly and splash against her cunt.
Sensing my piss is coming to an end, I go nearer ... standing by her head, I don't even need to pull her to me ... she goes greedily for the source, sucking noisily on my cock as the last of my piss stream squirts hotly down her throat.
Samding back, I look down at this lovely slut Jenny. Her eyes blaze, she sits up on the table and, as a wonderful finale, turns to spew a mouthful of my own piss back in my face. The taste of it makes my cock jerk ..
I bend to kiss her, get some more of my own sweet piss back down my throat. Patrick comes to stand between Jenny's legs. Pulling them wide apart, he takes his fat cock out of the little panties he's wearing and begins to piss heavily at her cunt. He looks great in the black stockings, standing there holding that big cock and pissing like that.
Everybody in the room is now giving or receiving their first offerings ... while VM and her friends have already moved on to their main course of shit, we are still at the appetiser stage .... there is piss everywhere. The sound of a dozen men and women pissing and being pissed on, the drinking, the moaning ... The room is becoming a toilet ... a lovely dirty urinal.
Andrea lies back against the radiator under the window, her legs apart on the floor and her red fingernailed hands working away at her sopping cunt. Lindsey climbs up on top of her and spreads her hairy snatch to start her piss. Looking down, she sees
my filthy Andrea open her mouth crudely and stick out her tongue. Then she makes a sloppy gurgling noise in her mouth, indicating that she wants lots and lots of Lindsey's piss, and to drink it all down. I see Lindsey fingering her own shithole as she starts pissing into my gorgeous Andrea's greedy mouth. The piss runs down over her rubber-clad tits. If only one night Andrea and I could have Lindsey all to ourselves ... Andrea drinking her piss and me licking her lovely shithole !
"Drink It ! Drink it up ! Drink My Piss You Bitch !" is Lindsey's refrain as she showers Andrea with her first slurpy piss drink of the night. Pulling her finger out, Lindsey crudely puts it in her mouth and sucks on it noisily ... a taster ...
I want some myself ... I look round for someone ... anyone ... to fill my mouth with piss ... to get me wet and sopping with it ....
Toilet Vivienne - the busty girl in black stockings and red suspenders - is on the floor by the bar. Kneeling, she rubs her big heavy tits as paunchy John and athletic Robert in the jeans shorts both stand over her .... cocks out, they start giving her a lovely shower. She gets Robert's huge uncircumcised cock in her mouth to enjoy the full flow ... I can hear her gurgling the piss down greedily ... as she does, one of her hands goes down between her legs, pawing her clit and hairy cunt. To be there lying on the floor ... smelling her as she does this !
On the sofa, Chris lies in his nappy as his girlfriend Rose straddles his face and, grinds her panties against his mouth, pissing through the material for him to suck on it like a baby. Is he doing piss and shitty in his nappy ?
Emily, the sexy little blonde in leopardskin, is still sat at the table. She looks at her boyfriend Robert as he finished off his heavy piss into Toilet Vivienne's mouth. Emily's legs are wide apart and she is flushed, her fingers working urgently at her clitty. Though she still wears her mask, her moaning exposes her extreme excitement.
I want Emily's piss ... she hasn't done any yet and I know she must be bursting .... as she starts to make herself cum, I wonder if the orgasm will release her piss .... a delicious double squirting from her overheated cunt ...
Leaving Jenny to squirm on the table and wash herself with the piss that I and Patrick have given her, I go over to Emily. Kneeling before her, she pushes up her mask and looks at me with half-closed, depraved, on-the-edge-of-cumming eyes ....
"Let me look at you cum Emily .... do it in front of me .... do your lovely cum .... and then piss in my mouth "
"Mmmmm .. yes ! YES ! YES !" moans Emily and I go down on my hands and knees like a dog, crawl forward with my face close to her cunt as she fingers herself to a massive cum .....
My mouth opens. She pulls down her leopardskin panties. Crudely pushes her crotch forward against my face .... grunts ... "ohhhh !" .... and the lovely bitch pisses .... jets of her hot urine on my face .... greedily I sink against her cum-smelling, pissing crotch ... and drink and drink ...
It is wonderful. That little Emily does a gorgeous piss. Half-way through she stops, looks at me and giggles ... she can control it ! I lap my tongue out, pleading .... she shakes her head .... I beg .... "More ! More !" ... and then she lets me have the rest. Cider piss ... I could drink buckets of it !
One of the best piss drinks ever ! Delighted, I turn round and lean back against the sofa. Emily's legs around my head and her juicy cunt rubbing cum and piss in my hair.
Lindsey has finished pissing on Andrea, who still lies all pissy against the radiator and looks at me. Her eyes are filmy with lust and gratitude for coming to this place. She has had her first cum and is lazily fingering her sopping cunt. Her long blonde hair hangs in wet strands. She has ripped her top apart and her rubber bra and brown stomach are all piss slippery. I want to go to her and suck Lindsey's strong flavoured piss out of her hair. Another, sourer flavour.
John and Robert have filled up Toilet Vivienne with their piss and now sit on the table with Jenny between them. She has a hand on each of their cocks and, just as I look at her, she opens her mouth and let a load of Patrick's piss drool out of it and over her tits. She must have had it in her mouth for over a minute, savouring its taste.
Toilet Vivienne rolls on the floor, rubbing her heavy breasts in the puddle of urine all around her. Her bum in the air, I hear her let out a fart ... she must be getting ready ... but no .... she just does a squirt of her own piss, adding to the stinking pool.
Chris and Rose still on the sofa. She has pissed for him and sits there wanking her clit, her tongue out and panting as she went for a cum. Toilet Vivienne's fart made her wank harder and she is looking around in delight at everything she sees. Chris is grunting .... his face slippery with Rose's urine, he is straining in his nappy ...
Shit ... the heady stink of shit is soon to fill the room ... On the video they are now in full swing ... covered in shit ... a girl leans over a man and pukes in his face ...
Toilet Vivienne - her heavy tits dripping piss and her stockings soaked in it - crawls from the bar to the centre of the room. It is like a stage on which she has to perform for us ... and for herself. This has happened before.
From the sofa, the bar and the table .... we all look on .... the pissers and the pissed on .... Rose wanking ... Chris now doing a shit in his nappy ... Andrea fingering her cunt .... Robert and John now holding their cocks as they sit on the table ... pulling on them, making them fat and stiff ... Jenny just looking with an expression of pure depraved delight, mouth open slightly, dribbling something.
Toilet Vivienne lies full length on the large black rubber sheet that has been put on the floor. It is Patrick that does her first ....
Still wearing stockings and boots, but now with his panties lost and his genitals exposed, Patrick gets down on the floor and, on all fours, backs onto Toilet Vivienne so we can all see his hairy bum over her face ....
"Shit on her ... ! Go on Patrick .... crap on Toilet Vivienne ! .... We want to see it .... smell it .... !" It's Lindsey, standing against the window next to Andrea. Her tits hang out of her PVC bra. Her long PVC boots are shiny with her piss and juices. A hand deep in her thick hairy bush, another behind and fingering her shithole again.
"Shit ! Shit ! SHIT !!!" come several voices.
Underneath Patrick's ass, Toilet Vivienne opens her mouth and moans ...
"Shit me Patrick ! I want to be the first ! SHIT ME !"
He starts grunting like an animal. Puts a hand back to pull apart his cheeks. His cock stands out and his hairy balls are in Vivienne's hair. I see his shithole widen .... more grunting ... Rose on the sofa "CUMMMMING !" .... Emily grinding her cunt harder and harder against my head ...
All eyes are on Patrick's shithole and the big turd that starts to squeeze out of it ... a massive log .... Toilet Vivienne can see it so close ... smell it ... her hands between her legs ... her hips writhe as she finger-fucks ... fists .... her mouth opens wider ....
The filthy big turd falls out ... Patrick's shithole closes up .... Toilet Vivienne has it lying on her face .... her mouth holds some ... her eyes are mad with lust.
I look at Andrea. She is so happy ... this is what she wanted. To see the shitting ... and then to join in with hers ... I can see her starting to strain and grunt ... preparing to do her shit .... around me I hear several of the others starting to do the same ... no voices, just wordless grunting and moaning from our dirty gang of male and female shit slut lovers ...
Toilet Vivienne has started us off on our gorgeous shitting. Her hands go up to her face and she rubs Patrick's dirty turd over it, then down over her big tits, their nipples now stuck out fat and pointed. And then Toilet Vivienne, eating the lovely shit, squirms on the floor and starts pissing in relief and joy .....
It is time for us to all contribute. Our shit and our piss ... giving and receiving .... the room reels as everybody gives in to their depraved lusts .... there is no control, no boundaries now ....
Toilet Vivienne sits up. Half of Patrick's turd hangs obscenely out of her mouth. Several people have got up to go over to her ... to give her what she needs so much ...
Our eyes meet ... she is only a few feet away from where I lie against the sofa. Emily behind me is straining hard ... she is going to do her shit ...
I can stay and have hers in my hair and my face .... or go to Toilet Vivienne ... join her in the dirty meal ...
But my place on the rubber sheet is taken by another ... a surprising one, or so I think ...
And then a new choice is made for me by Rose ......