My Fave Five Solo Toys

The Kegelcisor   -   The vaginal barbell!  One pound of stainless steel heaven that was originally prescribed by my gynecologist for some incontinence problems I had after the birth of my second child.  This is the shit!  Not only don't I leak anymore, but my puppy can probably bark...for sure, I know she can snap after this workout!

Mini Ducky   -  Take her to the tub for an especially relaxing bath, then feel free to leave her at the side of the pond while you dig for clams.  Cripes, no one will ever suspect what Mini Ducky really does!  No wonder mom always preferred baths over a shower.

The Pocket Rocket   -  This little toy was my first, and it's still the one I use most often...it will send you into orbit!  When all you need is that quick, no-frills "Big-O".  Don't let the tiny size fool you, this little gem provides more than enough buzzy fun to get you off.

The Nexus   -  This dildo really works with women's bodies! Made to be worn in a dildo harness, this double dil (don't laugh) is also super for flying solo.  It's built-in handle make this a versatile choice when you need some more fillin' with the jillin'.

Tristan Butt Plug   -  When I'm setting aside some quality jillin' time, then this beastie is the first thing that gets stuck anywhere.  Plug her in, lay back and give Betty the beating she deserves.  This is the only butt plug I've found that stays put through one of my toe-curlers.

My Fave Five Games to Play with Myself

Plain-ol', Plain-ol' - Nothing fancy, too complex, or too intense; just an orgasm.  To be able to touch myself until I sigh, moan, or scream out!  My preference is that "plain old" right index finger on my button.  Maybe, just maybe, letting the palm of my hand lightly brush across my nipple as I quietly groan an "oh yes girl" to my wicked self.  Day-in and day-out, this is my thing.

All-day Jillo'rama - Not something that happens frequently, nor with any advance notice, but great fun when it happens.  It usually starts with hubs picking up the kids for the weekend, and then Girl (my GF) bagging-out and leaving me with two days of free time.  So, do I shop, or do I play? Oh gee, tough choice.  :-o  Time to break out the toy chest, PrOn and gallons'o lube.

Enema-bation - I sort of borrowed this from a married friend of mine.  Her hubs let it slip that she could only orgasm with a very voluminous enema inside.  Well... curiosity got the better of me and I've been hooked.  On my knees; bum up, head down.  The three quarts of warm water slowly entering my ass.  Its a very intense, very consuming orgasm when I rub my nub slowly as the water bloats my stomach.

Making "It" Big - Ever since my girlfriend showed me one of Denni O's videos, I've been obsessed with having a super big cunt.  Now I can't fit the "Wedgee" (in the picture) yet, but Girl can get her fist in without a problem.  I like to stretch with something very pliable or even inflatable.  Thank goodness I have my pussy barbell to make sure she'll close again ;-D

The One Hour Shower - Lube? Check.  Dildo on each wall?  Check.  Lots o' hot water?  Check.  Ready to fuck? Check, check, check!  And away I go.  This is a blast alone, and three times the fun with Girl.  Hot water cascading over my body while I randily hump my narrow ass back against any one of three walls with a plastic dickey stuck to it.

My Fave Five Things to do Afterwards

Order Pizza   -  After calming down, I'm as hungry as a she-bear.  I call the local pizza palace and order a large pepperoni, mushroom and onion pie.  "Excuse me ma'am, are you ok?" pizza boy asks.  "Yes, just running for the phone is all."  He pauses, confused, "But you called us lady?"  "Just make sure you send Jenny on the delivery run, ok?"  "Yes ma'am."

Suck on an Ice Blue Mint Cooler   -  The sinuses drain, and my eyes feel minty when I pop one of these treats afterwards.  The perfect size; this hard candy lasts until I can get to the kitchen and mix my well-satisfied soul something fiery, yet cool. (An extra hint: suck on one of these right before going downtown... your girl will thank you later!)

Drink Johnnie Walker Black   - Third class, first day of college: "If I smell drunk, don't worry about it.  I only drink scotch, and scotch is the purest booze, " my professor slurred, "Hell no I'm not hung-over, I'm drunk."  Damn, but that girl knew how to live!  And so do I!  A triple JWB with water back rounds out a jillin' session quite nicely thankyouverymuch.

Smoke a Cigarette - Don't fucking nag; I know they're bad for me!  But, truth be told, there's nothing better after a self-induced earthquake than a long, slow drag from a tall cool smoke.  I swear, I could almost orgasm again on the slow burn of smoke into my lungs.

Start All Over Again   -  I try to seduce Jenny the pizza girl when she arrives, but that never works.  So, back to the bedroom to lube-up and fantasize about the cute pizza honey making a special delivery.  "What exactly can you do with that double pepperoni...er...pizza, dear?  Oh really, why don't you come show me."

The Bare Essentials

Sour Lemon Drops - Candy?  A bare essential for jilling?  You bet!  I like lots of saliva as my lube of first choice, and there is nothing better that I've found than a nice sour lemon drop to start.

Pussy Info Links

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