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More, More Jillin'... |
Name: Anita C
Location: Cleveland, OH
Fave Toy: Fingers
Level: Chronic
I like jillin' because... I love to cum... pure and simple...
at least once a day. |
Name: Crystal
Location: Louisiana
Fave Toy: real feel like penis that looks real, feels
real, vibrates, and has the french tickler.
Level: Chronic
I like jillin' because... I like to play with my pussy all the
time...I also like talking dirty to myself while I'm masturbating, it
gets me off a lot better, faster, and longer, feels better when the
orgasm comes... |
Name: Denise
Location: Tampa, FL
Fave Toy: dildo & fingers
Level: Chronic
I like jillin' because... I can go as fast or slow, long or
quick as I want. I don't have to tell my lover what to do... she knows
cause she's me! |
Name: Nicole
Location: Beverly Hills, CA
Fave Toy: Any girls' fingers + a thick long dildo
Level: Professional
I like jillin' because... I totally always need 2 get off |
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More, More, More... |
Name: Debbie G
Location: Emmaus, PA
Fave Toy: Strong Vibrator
Level: Chronic
I like jillin' because... it gets me wet and ready for the real
thing. I like to fantasize about my guy with other women or men. |
Name: Janet
Location: Driving
Fave Toy: Coke Bottle
Level: Union Member
I like jillin' because... It loosens me up for my husband. When
we travel, I put a bean bag between the front seats of our van, and
let the truckers watch. |
Name: Bonnie
Location: Seattle
Fave Toy: Fingers
Level: Professional
I like jillin' because... I can think of all the perverted taboo
things I've done or want to do while waiting for my next "client" to show
up, or locked in the bathroom on the floor while my son is doing his
homework.
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Name: Claire
Location: Illinois
Fave Toy: Fingers and Vibrator
Level: Occasional
I like jillin' because... I get to do things like this alone in
the ladies room after dealing with spoiled clients. |
Name: Bitch Beverly, AKA OCBitch
Location: San Diego, CA
Fave Toy: Strap-on and Egg
Level: Professional
I like jillin' because... Sad to say, but I have to fantasize about humping my plastic-fantastic (thanks Suzy for that phrase) into some cute hottie gurl while doing some limp-dicked guy in the butt. it gets me through work some days |
Name: Aimee
Location: Baltimore
Fave Toy: Lover's finger
Level: Chronic
I like jillin' because...The girl who's doing me, does me best! |
Name: Robin
Location: Amarillo, TX
Fave Toy: Fingers and Dildos
Level: Professional
I like jillin' because... it makes me feel oh so good. And why not? |
Name: Robbie
Location: West Virginia
Fave Toy: Fingers
Level: Occasional
I like jillin' because... I can cum as I please. |
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More Jillin' with Suzy
Ready for more? Already? Horny little cunt, aren't ya ...I like grrls
like you. ;-)
So, what more is there in Jill land? Lots, actually. As much
as your imagination will allow you, actually. From the slightly
kinky to the truly outrageous, but that's what makes uno sex so
cool...It's always exactly what you want it to be!
Have you tied yourself up lately? Have you tried to put a
super-sized bottle of Pantene Pro-V in
you cooter today? Have you stuck your hand in your ass?
Did you twist your nippies until they creamed or screamed? Did ya?
Huh?
It's that very wickedness of what we can do to our own bodies that makes
Jill-time so much fun. Nobody ever knows--unless you tell, of
course.
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My Fave Really Kinky Things I Do Alone |
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Hurtin' Nurpins
- Clothespins or clamps. Every now and then something sucky.
I adore having my nipples hurt, but in a good way. When I do it to
myself, I just figure I'm in training for a grrl who's more serious about
the response she wants from my body. |
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My Amazing Butt Adventure - This may be my perviest
thing I do with my bad self...'cause it involves the public.
It's
late in the day at work and I go to the ladies carrying my big clunky
"Aunt Flow" purse. Once in the stall, I remove my panties and
lube-up my trusty Tristan plug and in she goes. I secure everything
in place with a special harness and two maxis, pull up my pantyhose, then
go back to my office and wait for the real fun to begin...
I have to take baby steps to the Metro stop to ensure my toy stays put.
Once on the platform, the people start to bump me and I start getting off.
Once on the crowded train, then I really start to heat up. I get
jerked to-and-fro by the motion of the train as unseen people continually
bump against my well stuffed ass. Rarely are any of my fellow riders
ever the wiser that they just made me cum...
"Oh, excuse me dear," One older woman apologizes, having just crunched against my
bum particularly hard.
"No really, it's fine, just fine," I almost groan, with glassy eyes and a
healthy blush on my cheeks, "absolutely fine darling." |
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Self-Fisting - Pretty darned self-explanatory...I stick my
hand inside good old Betty. I like to do this looking in a mirror,
so that I know what a big-assed slut I really am. |
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Blowjob Practice - I know it's stupid and silly, but
are you a subby? I am, well, I am...now and then. So I stick
the big plastic dick on the headboard, and squeeze my fat pillow between
my thighs. I gag and choke and dream of Girl using me any way she
wishes. |
You're such a slut with yourself; what won't
you do?
Poop. And no, anal is not pooh...not if you do it right
anyway
;-)
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My Olympic Jillers' Workout |
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Yoga - Bendy stretchy exercises that make going to that
Saturday night girl orgy possible and enjoyable. |
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Reverse Push-ups - This could be part of
yoga, but I think these are unique. First, they REALLY push the
limits of your body. Second, you get all woozy and light-headed.
Third, do 'em with a vibrating egg inside and....Yippee! Wahoo!
Woozy and orgasms go great together. This is a combo almost as
good a chocolate and peanut butter. |
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Kegel
Clampers -
I can only do this for ten minutes, max. Put in the "barbell"
squat, and contract, contract, contract. Now if I go fast I can
only last two or three minutes before "Betty" gushes and the ensuing
"thud" of toy to floor occurs. But if I go slow...well now...ok,
ok...I'm working on the timing! |
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Plugged-in Toe Touches - Plugged in you ask? Yup, Tristan in
my ass, bending over, gradually spreading my legs farther and farther
apart, until I can't go no mo. And then I spank bad Betty.
Sometimes hard, sometimes softly, but I can give my girl a real
workout like this. |
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Prestige Peeing - I think this is the only
darned thing I ever got from my ex that is fun. Peeing for
distance or control. Heck, I can even do a reasonable semblance
of Princess Di if the snow is deep enough and I haven't been drinking
too much! |
Why do you like to stick things in your bum again?
'Cause I'm a wicked, filthy, dirty slut of a woman! So there ;-)
Oh, and it feels spectacular when you do it right!
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Jill-u-bators of the World Unite |
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Even More Silly Jilling |
Name: Susan
Location: Indiana
Fave Toy: I'm my own best lover
Level: Chronic
I like jillin' because...who doesnt? it brings out the naughty
side of me dying to get out and get some action!
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Name: Nelly
Location: Sydney, Australia
Fave Toy: I Rub My Ducky
Level: Union Member
I like jillin' because...when my partner is away for work,
she still likes to call and tease me
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Name: Ashley
Location: New York
Fave Toy: fingers
Level: Occasional
I like jillin' because...
Oh, this poor girl, she's at a loss for words. You keep rubbing Ashley, I'm sure something good will cum of it
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Name: Janet
Location: CA
Fave Toy: none
Level: Chronic
I like jillin' because...my girlfriend is bi and she brings me
creampies every morning! After she gets her puss loaded she pulls on
satin panties. I get to clean the goo out of her panties with my
tongue and then eat the mess out of her sloppy pussy...yum! |
Name: Lisa
Location: Boston area
Fave Toy: Banana
Level: Professional
I like jillin' because...fucking is natural, it gives pleasure (and what's wrong with that), and it calms me. |
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More, More, More... |
Name: Lisa
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Fave Toy: fingers & vibe & buttplug sometimes
Level: Chronic
I like jillin' because... it nurtures my perverted, slut self! |
Name: Tammy
Location: Nashville, TN
Fave Toy: Carrot + fingers
Level: Union Member
I like jillin' because... it certainly adds some new spice to that
boring old salad. |
Name: Pam
Location: NY
Fave Toy: Vibrator
Level: Occasional
I like jillin' because... I can get lost in fantasies that I
would never be able to do in real life. My favorite is to masturbate with
another woman, I think that would be such a turn on.
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Name: Iwalani
Location: New York City
Fave Toy: Buttplug
Level: Union Member
I like jillin' because... it's the best way to keep me going
when no one else is around to help! |
Name: Roberta
Location: TN
Fave Toy: fingers & cucumber
Level: Chronic
I like jillin' because...long, hard, black (okay green). |
Name: Colleen
Location: New York
Fave Toy: Strapon, Red jelly vibe, Large ass beads
Level: Union Member
I like jillin' because...Mommy needs mommy time to unwind and think of that way too young check out girl. |
Name: Mistress Daisy
Location: Central PA
Fave Toy: Rabbit
Level: Occasional
I like jillin' because...it's sooooooo different from doing it with my husband or other women when we swing -- not better, just different ;) |
Name: Janine
Location: Fairfax VA
Fave Toy: Big Black Dildo
Level: Union Member
I like jillin' because...What? R U stupid? Who doesn't?
My hands are always in my puss!
And yes. my best friend
does...she is so my ho. And no, I don't like when a guy does it. |
Name: Star
Location: New York
Fave Toy: a crystal dildo
Level: Professional
I like jillin' because... I absolutely have to take care of
myself. |
Name: Kimberly
Location: Georgia
Fave Toy: My Fingers
Level: Professional
I like jillin' because...I love feeling soft gentle fingers
entering myself. I sometimes pretend they are in another girl. |
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