About the Author (General)

General || My Gender

I am, as I mentioned on the welcome page, an aspiring author. I write all fiction, non-fiction bores the hell out of me. We get enough reality every single day just living our lives, I see no reason to write stories set in this very real--and very boring--world of ours. So I write fantasy and science fiction, with a smidgeon of horror thrown in here and there.

I'm in my late twenties, and if you want to get all category-happy I'm a geeky, gothy, alchohol-ridden tech-grrl. Like any true author and story-teller you'll meet, I'm very nearly an alcoholic. By true story-teller, I do mean true, too. Anyone who claims to be an author and story-teller but doesn't have problems with alcohol is merely good at writing or repeating. Ask me to explain some time, if you really wanna know.

You'll likely learn by reading my stories that I am quite perverted. While not as perverted as some people can get, believe me I've met them, I am nonetheless immensely more sick and perverted than your average human. Some of the stuff I write is even stuff that I've done before, or stuff I want to either do, or have done to me (with the exception of illegal things, let's keep this all safe folks). You see if you can pick out which is which. *grin*

Something I should mention regarding my name. Despite what my email address might tell you, my name is not Mary Mallon. I used the name as a kind of pseudonym because Yahoo! requires a name to form an account, but it certainly isn't my real name. However, the name is historically significant; anyone who can tell me who she was gets a kiss on a body part of their choosing. No kidding, I'll write about it and post it on this site.

Finally, I am eager to hear from people who like my stories. Email me willy-nilly at con_x_var@yahoo.com, and please feel free to add me to your friends list. I would adore a chance to talk with any fans I may get, and you never know what friends you'll make online. The internet rocks!

That's all I can think of for now, if I come up with more later, I'll post it.