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The
                           New Librarian's Embarrassing Meeting With
                           Headmistress
 
                           
                           
"Only
                           female students are required to be naked
                           at all times! Staff, depending on their
                           position are either to be dressed or in
                           their underwear."
 
                           
                           
My hands
                           immediately jumped to shield my nakedness.
                           The Headmistress's words hung momentarily
                           in the air between us while I thought how
                           to tell her the dilemma I faced. 
                            
                           
                           
"Although," the
                           Headmistress continued, "they too maybe
                           naked as part of a punishment."
                            
                           
                           
I not
                           only felt foolish for arriving nude on my
                           first day, I now had the feeling I was
                           going to get into trouble. In fact, I was
                           sure I was going to get into trouble and
                           be punished. 
 
                           
                           
"Headmistress..." I had to
                           swallow hard three times before the lump
                           in my throat would swallow.
 
                           
                           
"Yes?"
                           
 
                           
                           
Headmistress raised an
                           eyebrow and looked curiously at me.
                            
                           
                           
"I don't
                           know how to say this..."
 
                           
                           
"Say
                           what, girl?"
 
                           
                           
I
                           blinked and flinched at the impatient tone
                           of Headmistress's question. "Um..."
                           
 
                           
                           
"Stop
                           mumbling, girl! Speak up!"
 
                           
                           
"Um, I
                           didn't bring any clothes to wear!" I
                           whispered, unable to muster any confidence
                           whatsoever.
 
                           
                           
"You
                           what?"
 
                           
                           
I
                           steeled my nerves and repeated my
                           confession, louder but still a waver in my
                           voice. "I...um, I didn't bring any ...
                           clothes ... to ..."
 
                           
                           
The
                           Headmistress was laughing hard before the
                           fading words even left my lips. My face
                           was blushing so deeply I felt like it
                           would spontaneously combust into
                           flames.
 
                           
                           
"You're
                           kidding!" the Headmistress said,
                           enunciating each word clearly and
                           individually. 
 
                           
                           
I could
                           feel the heat in my face threatening to
                           unleash a torrent of water from my eyes.
                           One blink and I knew the valve would be
                           released so I turned my attention to
                           window of her office and stared unblinking
                           off into the brilliant orange and purple
                           haze of the sunset beyond the heavily
                           forested grounds of the college. 
                            
                           
                           
"Surely
                           you didn't travel here like that?" the
                           Headmistress asked, waving her hands
                           dismissively at my nakedness as she
                           continued chuckling.
 
                           
                           
"No," I
                           replied, suddenly remembering my clothes
                           I'd left at the security booth at the
                           front gate. "No, I..."
 
                           
                           
"I was
                           impressed with your resume."
 
                           
                           
"You
                           were?"
 
                           
                           
My
                           spirits were instantly lifted by the
                           Headmistress's unexpected
                           compliment.
 
                           
                           
"Yes. I
                           might even get you to teach the human
                           sexuality classes."
 
                           
                           
"Really?" I asked, feeling
                           suddenly nervous again at the prospect of
                           being given such an onerous task.
                            
                           
                           
"Do I
                           look like I'm joking?" 
 
                           
                           
I meekly
                           shook my head.
 
                           
                           
"So, you
                           didn't bring any clothes?" the
                           Headmistress asked, returning to address
                           my nakedness.
 
                           
                           
"Well,
                           yes, I..."
 
                           
                           
"Either
                           you did or you didn't! Which is it, you
                           silly girl? I hope you're not going to be
                           this muddle-headed in your work. The
                           library and book shop are in a very
                           disorganized state right now I need to
                           know I haven't made a mistake in giving
                           the job of running them to you."
                            
                           
                           
"No," I
                           said. I felt confused by the multiple
                           questions and decided to ignore the
                           problem of my clothes until I was sure the
                           Headmistress had her confidence in me
                           restored.
 
                           
                           
"Good.
                           You're sure now?"
 
                           
                           
"Yes," I
                           replied. "I'm really looking forward to
                           it!" I added in an effort to emphasize my
                           firm commitment.
 
                           
                           
"Good.
                           So, what's the story with your clothes?
                           Are they in that suitcase of yours
                           downstairs?"
 
                           
                           
"No!"
                           
 
                           
                           
I didn't
                           want to sound startled but it was too
                           late.
 
                           
                           
"No?"
 
                           
                           
"No. Um,
                           I undressed at the main gate and left my
                           clothes in the little security booth."
                           
 
                           
                           
"You
                           what?" the Headmistress asked, breaking
                           into a small laugh again.
 
                           
                           
"I
                           undressed at the..."
 
                           
                           
"Yes, I
                           heard you the first time. Haven't you got
                           other clothes in your suitcase?"
                            
                           
                           
Even
                           before I answered I knew what the
                           Headmistress's next question was going to
                           be. "No..." 
 
                           
                           
"So...?"
 
                           
                           
"Um,
                           so...?"
 
                           
                           
"So,
                           what's in the case?" the Headmistress
                           suddenly wasn't laughing anymore.
                            
                           
                           
"Oh,
                           just a few personal things. Books mainly,"
                           I lied.
 
                           
                           
"Books?"
 
                           
                           
The
                           Headmistress sounded incredulous.
                            
                           
                           
"Yes,
                           just a few books. Oh, I wouldn't be
                           reading them at work!"
 
                           
                           
In fact
                           the few books I had in my suitcase were
                           not the kind of reading material I'd read
                           anywhere except in the privacy of my own
                           room late at night when nobody was
                           around.
 
                           
                           
"Books,
                           eh? I can see why you call yourself
                           bookgirl."
 
                           
                           
"Yes..."
                           
 
                           
                           
I smiled
                           a brave smile and left the conversation at
                           that. 
 
                           
                           
"Okay,
                           you can fetch your clothes later. It's
                           nearly dinner time and there's a lot to
                           show you so you can settle in," the
                           Headmistress said. She immediately started
                           heading for the door. "Come on
                           then!"
 
                           
                           
I
                           trotted briskly after the Headmistress,
                           releasing my arms from around my body when
                           I realized I needed the movement of them
                           to keep up with her. Even with the aid of
                           their swinging momentum the Headmistress's
                           long strides left me almost running to
                           keep up. We passed the open door to an
                           office along the passageway that connected
                           the main building with the neighboring one
                           and I had just enough time to catch sight
                           of a woman inside sitting at her desk
                           looking up at me as I rushed past. I can
                           only imagine what she must have thought of
                           the sight of me - my breasts bounding in
                           erratic circles on my chest; my bottom
                           jiggling hard with every heavy
                           footfall.
 
                           
                           
The
                           Headmistress led me on a quick tour of the
                           library and book shop, pointing out a
                           staircase along the way that went down to
                           the cafeteria area where all the students
                           and staff would be dining. 
 
                           
                           
"I'll
                           see you back there after you get yourself
                           dressed. Okay?" 
 
                           
                           
I nodded
                           and watched as the Headmistress
                           disappeared down the stairs to the
                           cafeteria. I then made a mental note of
                           the location of the cafeteria but wasn't
                           entirely sure I'd remember it. But this
                           wasn't my most urgent problem. By the time
                           I'd found my way back to the front door of
                           the administration building it was almost
                           pitch dark outside. There was only some
                           scattered patches of light from the
                           windows of rooms upstairs shining down
                           across the lawn outside. Across into the
                           forest of pines was completely
                           dark.
 
                           
                           
I
                           eventually found my way to the path back
                           through the trees and ran as quickly as I
                           felt I could run without tripping over
                           anything. By the time I got back to the
                           wooden guard booth, I was completely out
                           of breath. In fact I was so out of breath
                           I couldn't even say anything when I looked
                           in the booth and discovered my clothes
                           weren't there! I felt a wave of panic wash
                           over me. Even though I knew my clothes
                           weren't there, I turned over the pile of
                           brochures on the small metal desk inside
                           the booth before turning my attention to
                           the floor around the desk. I crawled
                           around in the darkness, groping blindly in
                           every dark empty corner before giving up.
                           Where were they? 
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