2nd Human Drama
The Rumor Mill
Some people just love to create drama...
The Rumor Mill
By Kingspan
Saturday
Sally: Oh, Suzy, I saw the funniest thing on TV last night. Leno
showed this old magazine ad with a husband spanking his wife for
serving him stale coffee! Bill laughed and said that sounded like a
good idea to him, and then he gave me a swat on the seat of my
pajamas. It felt so naughty! Oops, don't tell anyone I said that,
OK?
Sunday
Suzy: You'll never believe what Bill and Sally are up to. Apparently,
Bill saw this ad on Leno where a guy spanked his wife for serving
stale coffee. I guess he liked it, because he told Sally she was
naughty and gave her a good spanking right on the seat of her pajamas!
Isn't that hysterical?
Monday
Cindy: So, you guys, Suzy told me the craziest story. The other day,
Sally served Bill stale coffee. He'd heard the night before on Leno
about some guy spanking his wife. So Bill calls her a naughty little
housekeeper, pulls down her pajamas, and spanks her bare bottom right
there in the kitchen!
Tuesday
Samantha: Now, you know I never gossip, but I just can't believe what
I'm hearing about Sally. It all started when she served Bill
caffeinated coffee, and he was awake all night watching Leno. The
next morning, when she was changing out of her pajamas, he got a
wooden spoon from the kitchen, called her a naughty girl, and spanked
her on her bare you-know-what! Of course, I'm not one to judge,
but...
Wednesday
Sarah: Oh, my God, so, apparently Bill and Sally are totally freaky.
First, she made Bill watch Leno all night when he's, like, this huge
Conan O'Brien fan or something, so then they decide she needs a
spanking. Anyway, Bill gets so carried away, he makes her change out
of her pajamas and dress like a naughty schoolgirl. He like, totally
spanked her ass with a wooden paddle, and then he even made her serve
him coffee! Jerk!
Thursday
Cici: Ladies, you will simply die when you hear about the goings on in
our neighborhood. It seems our William is a fan of Conan the
Barbarian and likes to pretend he's carrying Sally away to be a slave
on a coffee plantation, where girls are punished on the bare flesh!
Then, Sally tarts herself up as a naughty schoolteacher who puts Billy
in pajamas, and spanks him for staying up watching Leno! Can you
imagine?
Friday
Shannon: Sally, you know I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but
someone has to tell you. There's a rumor going around that Bill likes
to dress up like Conan the Barbarian, make you a sex slave on a coffee
plantation, and whip your bare bottom. You pretend to be his baby
sitter and make him wear little footie pajamas and spank him, and all
the time you have Leno tapes playing because his voice turns you
on.
Sally: To begin with, Shannon... Bill's pajamas do not have feet!
Kris email
Fun and funny! An enjoyable read.
Barrister
LOL! Very enjoyable. Great style. You've managed to hit upon something which everyone knows to be true, how rumours get started and spread and change, and turn it into an enjoyable spanking story. This was very clever of you. It works as a spanking story as well.
Crimson Kid email
This story deals with a rather common literary theme, the dramatic altering of verbal accounts as they pass from one person to another, with a highly amusing twist at the end. I'd consider the way the original account is mangled and misrepresented to be exaggerated except that--probably like most readers--I've dealt with very similar situations in RL. The confusion involving Conan O'Brien (who somehow got into the conversation only as an alternative to Jay Leno) and Conan the Barbarian, which ended up leading to rumors of slave-girl fantasies on Sally's part, IME is actually not that unrealistic in the fine art of rumor-mongering among a circle of friends.
I particularly enjoyed Sarah's indignation over her friend's husband (Bill) making Sally serve him coffee ("Jerk!"), which she apparently felt was much more demeaning than making her (Sally) wear a schoolgirl outfit and then nonconsensually wallopng her derriere with a paddle.
As a reader who prefers F/M material, I found myself gratified that the last couple rounds of the original rumor described some reciprocity in the marital spanking arrangements--at least a couple of the feminine 'rumor-mongers' seemingly had some toppish tendencies.
As for the ending, in this case the apparent truth turned out to be just as unexpected as the distorted fantasies were fantastic--the most telling difference between the two being described as the style of Bill's pajamas. That was a nicely outrageous touch...
Pablo email
A simple, excellent idea, which is made to shine by the wonderful execution. None of the steps is too big or implausible, yet by the end things have warped hugely. A particular delight is the transition from Leno to Conan O'Brien to Conan the Barbarian. Lots of care has been put in here, and it all shows. Great fun.