Corner Time!  Corner Time! My darling Aunt still thinks its fine
To turn me right across her knee
And spank the sass right out of me!

In the corporate world I get my way,
I'm a CEO and an MBA.
But when I act up at my Auntie's
I still get spanked sans jeans and panties!

Corner Time!  Corner Time!
Please Aunt Sue I'm twenty-nine!
Please Aunt Sue it isn't fair!
Please don't spank me on the BARE!

My bottom's bared...my face goes flush
OH NO!  She's reaching for the brush!
Humiliation, shame and fear
SPANK! SPANK! SPANK! and now the tears...

The yelps, the pleas, the crack of wood!
PLEASE!  I PROMISE I'LL BE GOOD!
The mature adult no longer seen
I'm just another paddled teen.

And just when I think it's over
She sends me straight off to the corner!
Jeans and panties on floor
I reach for them..."Do you want  S'MORE?"

"NO", I cry, my face bright red
I place my hands back on my head.
Nose pressed firmly to the wall
Fanny visible to all!

A neighbor heard the noise and rushed
To see my bottom red and flushed
He asked for coffee, sat and talked
But mostly he just leered and gawked!

Nosey neighbors come and go,
Meter man gets a free show
A delivery man with whom I've bickered
Takes a break to laugh and snicker.

Corner time, Corner time!
Humiliation most sublime
A man of whom I'm not too fond,
Notes I'm not a natural blonde.

Corner time, corner time!
Is my strict Aunt's favorite rhyme.
Corner time is quite a sight
And the neighborhood's delight.