This short story is an entry in the 2002 Soc.Sexuality.Spanking Summer Short Story Contest and is copyright by the author and commercial use is prohibited without permission.  Personal/private copies are permitted only if complete including the copyright notice.  The author would appreciate your comments

Category:  Parody/Poetry  [With all due deference to Chuck Berry]
 

Jenny B. Badd

By

Mara Maharakshasa <MaraMahaRakshasa@aol.com>

Deep down in Louisiana close to New Orleans
Way back up in the woods near the old Walgreen's
There stood a big trailer made of hanging chads
Where lived a cunty girl named Jennie B. Badd
Who never ever learned to program Macs so well
But she could diddle her pussy just like ringing a bell

Go go
Go Jennie go go go
Go Jennie go go go
Go Jennie go go go
Go Jennie go go go
Go go Jennie B. Badd

She used to dress with no panties in a gunny sack
Sit beneath a tree by the railroad track
Engineers see her sitting in the shade
Strumming to the throbbing that the diesels made
And people passing by, they would stop and say
Oh my, how that little cunty girl can play

Jennie couldn't stop it though she tried so hard
She'd do it in the schoolroom and the old churchyard
Teacher took a strap to her, but she liked that too
Sayin' 'whack me till I come, beat me black and blue'
'Let me suck your dingus and you can ram my hole,
that ol' cunty rhythm got a lot of soul'

Her mother told her, someday you will be a whore
You will smell as fishy as a seafood store
Many people coming from miles around
To see you getting paddled when the sun goes down
And maybe someday your name will be in lights
Saying:  'Jennie B. Badd tonight'

The End

© Based on a 1958 song by Chuck Berry and (perhaps) Johnnie Johnson. This parody is copyrighted (c) by Mara Maharakshasa, 2002. All rights are reserved by the author. Do not retransmit, store (except for personal use) or publish without permission.

Reviews

Simon  <srb(at)imrryr(dot)demon(dot)co(dot)uk>
An amusing parody and very well executed. It scans well, matching the rhythm of the original, and with some very funny lines. I particularly liked the trailer made of hanging chads!

Mary Catherine  <marycatherine(at)saintfrancis-sfg(dot)net>
I always think that song parody is one of the most difficult categories to write for in the SSC. This entry follows along with the original tune quite well, but fell a little flat in places. A good effort, but I would've liked to see more of wIITWD in it.

Margaret  <wessyLA(at)aol(dot)com>
It's got a good beat and you can dance to it.  I give it a 9.  Seriously, this was very cleverly done.  Thank you for sending it along.

MollyB  <mollyb(at)newsguy(dot)com>
The first 2 lines are ok. It goes downhill after that. I could almost ignore the fact that hanging chads are Floridian and not from Louisiana, but by the time we get to the "cunty girl," I'm done.

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