This short story is an entry in the 2002 Soc.Sexuality.Spanking Summer Short Story Contest and is copyright by the author and commercial use is prohibited without permission. Personal/private copies are permitted only if complete including the copyright notice. The author would appreciate your comments
Category: Mini-saga For A, on her birthday.
Happy Birthday!
By
I hate the stupid, boring parties. I hate the awful, thundering renditions of that inane song. I hate all the false smiles from people who barely even acknowledge your existence the other 364 days a year. But most of all, I hate the damn birthday spankings!
"Happy 839 th Birthday, Dear!"
The End
© Copyright by BCC Summer, 2002
Reviews
Margaret <wessyLA(at)aol(dot)com>
I liked the use of language in this piece, although I'm not sure who 'A' is and why he/she had has so many birthdays. I shall surely think of this the next time somebody is thundering out that song at a restaurant. Thank you for sending this along.
Frank <sswitcher(at)yahoo(dot)com>
I'd think 839 birthday spanks, plus one to grow on, would liven up even the most boring of parties. But unless we are measuring kids' ages in weeks now, I don't really get the large number. I do hope it isn't some kind of veiled reference to that whole totally confusing (at least to me) Snallygaster business!
Tami <tamishy(at)webtv(dot)net>
Too cute. It helped that the punchline was hidden till I scrolled down. My husband decided that one 30 smack spanking was not enough for my next birthday so instead there will be thirty 30 smack spankings. Thanks for giving him the idea (I think).
Steve <steve(at)circuslights(dot)com>
Sometimes I feel exactly like the sentiments expressed in this one... And the final line made me laugh out loud. Very cleverly done.