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Parody of John Lennon & Paul McCartney's Lady Madonna, as performed by The Beatles
 

eBay's Madonna

By

Louiza <louiza@home.com>

Bratty Madonna, kneeling at my feet,
No wonder you can't manage to make ends meet.
Who finds the money, so you can pay the rent?
Did you think that money was heaven sent?

In Friday's mail the boxes come from eBay,
Sunday morning, scold you like a child.
Monday noon, you swear that you will obey.
See how she smiles?

Bratty Madonna, shopper on the net,
Wonder how you'll manage if you can't sit!

-- Instrumental Interlude

Up, up, up, up,
Bid it up, up, up,
Up, up, up, up,
Bid it up, and up, and up,
Up, up, up, up,
Bid it up, and up,

See how she bids!

Bratty Madonna, lying 'cross my lap,
Listen to the music of the slap, slap, slap!

Tuesday's auction bids were never ending,
Wednesday morning's e-mail spread the news.
Thursday night your rear end needed tending.
See how it bruised!

Bratty Madonna, kneeling at my feet,
No wonder now you'll manage to make ends meet!

The End

© Copyright by Louiza, Summer, 2001
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Reviews

Molly B  <mollyb(at)newsguy(dot)com>
Cute parody. Interesting week in the life of an e-bay addict, set to muisic. Somehow, I doubt she's cured.

Jodi  <ladiejj(at)webtv(dot)net>
This is a funny parody. Also very relevant, many a spanking has been given for spending to much money. It gives the reader nice little images. It also flows well

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